lisa in berkeley says she was doing laundry in her dorm building when someone pointed out this amazing note to her. “according to that person, who knew the note-poster through a friend, ‘the towels were actually nice. they were from kohl’s or something.’”
Entries Tagged as 'die bitch die'
come get some
October 26th, 2007 · 145 Comments
Tags: TMI · berkeley · california · comic sans alert · comma diarrhea · die bitch die · laundry · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · stealing · that shit is disgusting · university
losing lisa
October 3rd, 2007 · 129 Comments
gina from santa cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. says gina, “i love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so i figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” indeed, gina, indeed! the progression here, from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is […]
Tags: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · die bitch die · eww · internet citation · it's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · santa cruz · shower · smiley · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · underlining · university
dear vandal
September 13th, 2007 · 168 Comments
“random people seem to have a lot of fun vandalizing portland’s many bus stops,” says kathryn. “several of the stops i use frequently have had their schedules removed, which is oh- so-helpful. the other day when i went to the stop in front of my office to go home, i noticed this little note. they […]
Tags: die bitch die · portland · rhetorical question · vandalism
killer cookie dough
June 20th, 2007 · 34 Comments
writes lauren in kansas: “my roommate is known for her notes towards me and our other roommate. we never touch each others food as is but i guess she felt the need to threaten us to keep it that way.”
lauren adds: “inside the box? a ton of containers of frozen cookie dough.”
Tags: die bitch die · exclamation-point happy! · food · kansas · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · signed with love · stealing
do the rest of us a favor
June 19th, 2007 · 64 Comments
looks like both the mad bomber and richard g. sells have west-coast counterparts:
grossed out? yeah, me too. blame gregory in los angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: the mad bomber, act 1: “sorry about the language”
Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet · underlining