PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » internet citation http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Losing Lisa http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/03/losing-lisa/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/03/losing-lisa/#comments Thu, 04 Oct 2007 04:22:29 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/03/losing-lisa/ Gina from Santa Cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. Says gina, “I love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so I figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” Indeed, Gina, indeed! The progression here from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is classic. And a webmd.com citation? Major bonus points.

Dear girls

dear nasty motherfucker

body hair is unsanitary

This floor is home to PIGS

Gina also sent in a (small-ish) photo of the whole scene.

UPDATE: Gina responds to team fake!

related: I think it’s going to be a long long time

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/03/losing-lisa/feed/ 155 Containing as much or as many as is possible or normal http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/08/containing-as-much-or-as-many-as-is-possible-or-normal/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/08/containing-as-much-or-as-many-as-is-possible-or-normal/#comments Thu, 09 Aug 2007 01:55:26 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/08/containing-as-much-or-as-many-as-is-possible-or-normal/ In all fairness, says Brandi in Austin, “This note was written after our dishes became so caked with fungus that we had to buy new stuff. The smell was also REALLY bad.”

NOTICE!!! *Please Commence Immediately* To anyone who Lives, Naps, Shits, Farts, Eats, Sleeps, Fucks, Rests, OR DOES ANYTHING in this house: This is including but not limited to: Brandi, Summer, Keiran, Jason, Peter, Jonathan, Mary, ANYONE!! (Guests are not excluded) PLEASE DO NOT leave dirty dishes, old beer bottles, half eaten shit, or any trash strewn about the apt. If the trash can is full, PLEASE empty it and replace the bag. (If there any other questions about the definition of full, see m-w.com) Try to clean off any plates and dirty cups for placement in the dishwasher. The WHOLE COLLECTIVE would appreciate it greatly. Thank you, owners/operators

related: May the sanctity of the sink prevail!

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/08/08/containing-as-much-or-as-many-as-is-possible-or-normal/feed/ 50 Dearest roommate http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/07/26/dearest-roommate/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/07/26/dearest-roommate/#comments Fri, 27 Jul 2007 01:00:32 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/07/26/dearest-roommate/ “Is it doubly passive aggressive to use this site to convey this message?  I am the creator of this note, and the photo depicts actual conditions. I would love to send a post of this to said roommate at work.” —flushpatrol in Washington, D.C.

Dearest roommate: Prophylactics are indeed not to be flushed. (Source: Google) Please cease this practice.

related: servicing over a half-billion people…each and every day.

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