Entries Tagged as 'office fridge'
Stephen in Maryland build this contraption after his sixth or seventh soda was stolen out of the office fridge. “My boss told me there was nothing I or he could do about it,” Stephen says, but he thought he’d give it a shot anyway. “I went a little overboard,” he admits, “But so far, no one’s been able to defeat the system.”
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Tags: beverages · Maryland · most popular notes of 2013 · office fridge · stealing
I can’t decide between the cheese and the soup. Who do you think deserves the prize?
related: What rhymes with putrid?
Tags: food · Melbourne · office fridge
Writes our submitter in Florida: “My husband walked into his office breakroom to find this note. He immediately went back to his desk to write a response, but by the time he made it back to the fridge, he found that someone else had beat him to it.”
related: Coffee, mate?
Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · Florida · office fridge · smartass
“Our organization recently moved most of its employees from several small offices into one large office,” writes our submitter in Vancouver. “It only took five months for the kitchen conflict to ramp up into a full-blown note war.”
related: Let the rest of us eat cake.
Tags: birthday · cake · karma's a bitch · note wars · office fridge · stealing · thanks (but not really) · Vancouver
“It would appear my co-worker is sensitive to her plant being moved,” writes Claire in the U.K.
Meanwhile, in New York…
And in Baltimore…
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Tags: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · moving/not moving · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · toilet
Ana in Kentucky spotted this epic on the faculty fridge at the school where she works.
related: Take my last Diet Coke from the fridge and I WILL cut you.
Tags: Coke · Kentucky · Louisville · most popular notes of 2013 · office fridge · schools & teachers · stealing · TL;DR · Won't somebody think of the children?
I know this note has like, a lot of words in it, but seriously, all I see is wah wah wah.
related: Dear “Desperate for Salad”
Tags: Chicago · office fridge · TL;DR
Having only worked at this office for a short time, Kay in Houston doesn’t know exactly what “The Fish Smell Invasion of 2012” refers to, “but being familiar with what happens in shared fridges,” she says, “I can guess.”
And as an extra special bonus: my (procrastinatory) ode to “The Fish Smell Invasion of 2012″ —
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Tags: odor · office fridge · pure poetry
Forget Tupperware parties — who could resist a Nasty Crap Container™?
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Tags: office fridge · Seattle
I’ve spent most of the day curled up reading John Irving’s latest, In One Person (“a compelling novel of desire, secrecy, and sexual identity.”) And yet, since stumbling across this novella — from an office fridge in Maryland — I’ve had but one phrase echoing in my head: “We are not so unalike, [you and I]. I, too, have a deep love of salad.”
related: “Someday when you’re wondering why you’re alone…”
Tags: Maryland · most popular notes of 2012 · office fridge · stealing · TL;DR