PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » oh the irony http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Nobody puts Baby in Dance Detention http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/16/dance-detention/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/16/dance-detention/#comments Tue, 16 Aug 2011 23:24:59 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=19201 J.T. got a kick out of this permission slip, which his co-worker had to sign before her 17-year-old son was allowed to go the first high school dance of the year. (Apparently “leave room for Jesus” just doesn’t cover it these days.)

I’m loving the concept of “dance detention,” but the name of the high school is really the cherry on top.

LIBERTY HIGH SCHOOL DANCE RULES: If you are removed from the dance, you will go to 'dance detention' until one of your parents in contacted.

related: You looking pretty is clearly more important than our friendship!

extra credit: The world’s largest dance detention performance [youtube]

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/08/16/dance-detention/feed/ 98 Shittiest secret admirer ever? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/10/shittiest-secret-admirer-ever/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/10/shittiest-secret-admirer-ever/#comments Thu, 10 Apr 2008 18:26:31 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=624 “My roommate thinks I took her dry erase board when I was 40 miles away the week it was taken,” says an anonymous college student in Tampa, Florida. “She has been leaving me notes like this ALL YEAR.”

God help our poor submitter, but I’m nominating this crazy rainbow of a note for the passive-aggressive hall of fame. (Prize: a year’s worth of anger-management therapy?)

Thanks, your secret admirer :)

related: Which one of these is not like the other?

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