a breakup note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.
related: you oughta know
a breakup note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.
related: you oughta know
Tags: "helpful" advice · breakup · cleveland · ex drama · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · more aggressive than passive
j. star says he found this passive-aggressive twist on the old rspca campaign/scottish band in a cincinnati parking lot. (pet-lovers: just to let you know, it was crumpled up on the ground, not on his windshield.)
related: i can has guilt trip?
Tags: MYOB · cincinatti · dogs · guilt trip · spelling and grammar police
spotted by maureen in cincinnati, ohio…
(actually, just kidding — it’s from a conference center in dayton. but how awesome would that be?)
related: blame it on coke
Tags: bathroom · dayton · odor · ohio
summer from decatur, georgia says she found this note “left on a car piously parked while attempting to attend mass on vacation” in galveston, texas.
stealing hot pockets is apparently not the only thing that jesus wouldn’t do.
related: there you go, bringing Him into it again
Tags: cincinatti · jesus · parking · texas · the lawn
thanks to elliette for passing this along for her friend in manhattan.
and as a bonus, a classic passive-aggressive noise complaint from the fantastic found magazine:
Tags: music · neighbors · new york · noise · ohio · pleasantries as afterthought · thanks (but not really)