Entries Tagged as 'cleveland'

thanks…i guess?

October 22nd, 2009 · 175 Comments

writes our anonymous submitter in cleveland: “my roommate mike is usually a generous guy, but he’s very possessive of his coffee, beef jerky, and other certain food indulgences. this note was sort of touching; he didn’t want to share, made that clear, but then decided he probably should — not for me though, but for [...]

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Tags: cleveland · food · sharing is caring

sigh-ned

January 11th, 2009 · 89 Comments

our anonymous submitter in cleveland found this note taped to the office paper shredder. “my first thought was, ‘wow, this person has issues deeper than the full shredder,’” he says.

related: especially deborah

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Tags: cleveland · crazypants · exclamation-point happy! · highlighter · office · ohio · spelling and grammar police

some dating advice

May 16th, 2008 · 157 Comments

a breakup note too long for a text message…though that might have a been more (fucking) appropriate.

related: you oughta know

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Tags: "helpful" advice · breakup · cleveland · ex drama · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · more aggressive than passive

it must have been a pretty big bite

June 29th, 2007 · 145 Comments

an amazing one from brian in cleveland:

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · cheese · cleveland · exclamation-point happy! · moms & dads · more aggressive than passive · office · office fridge · ohio · pleasantries as afterthought · preggers · questionable logic · spelling and grammar police · stealing