Entries Tagged as 'overzealous secretary'

french roast black, with a dash of deference

August 26th, 2008 · 203 Comments

despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)

related: be curtius

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · fresno · highlighter · ital overkill · money · office · overzealous secretary · starbucks

my secretary, sybil

March 19th, 2008 · 126 Comments

dan spotted this triple-bonus-score of a note at the desk of a receptionist in MTV’s new york office. the craziest part, he says? “she leaves it up there all the time, just in case she calls in sick. it’s just up there, all day, in her face, reaffirming her violent disapproval for people invading her [...]

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Tags: bold-underlined-caps · exclamation-point happy! · overzealous secretary · touching

not to name names, but…

March 18th, 2008 · 83 Comments

world-renowned troublemaker troy mcclure forwards this e-mail from his department’s secretary in sydney.

no big deal, you say? take a second look at the addressee list. (yes, jonathan, i’m talking to you.)
related: just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm

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Tags: "accidental" "borrowing" · dishes · overzealous secretary · sydney

For your records

November 9th, 2007 · 293 Comments

I think what fascinates me most about this e-mail, from the head of the party planning committee — excuse me, “fun fund” — at an office in Toronto, is the subject line. Not only does the writer ignore the obvious “let them eat cake,” she vetoes the direct approach (“hey, fatty”) in favor of the [...]

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Tags: "helpful" advice · cake · canada · ellipses-crazed · etiquette · money · office · overzealous secretary · party planning committee · toronto