Shaun in Austin spotted this mysterious complaint in the men’s room at his office. (Apparently all of the males employed there are very, very sensitive.)
Entries Tagged as 'toilet paper'
Anyone? Anyone? Bueller?
January 24th, 2012 · 59 Comments
Tags: a little uptight · bathroom · rhetorical question · toilet · toilet paper
Your Ultra Charmin Neighbor
November 21st, 2011 · 61 Comments
Writes our submitter in Philadelphia: “In our apartment building, packages are left by the block of mailboxes, relatively near where your individual mailbox is. I’ve never had a problem, but apparently not everyone was so lucky…this sign was on every floor of the building.”
related: I hope your cat chokes.
Tags: most popular notes of 2011 · neighbors · Philadelphia · stealing · toilet paper
The Toilet Paper Manifesto
November 14th, 2011 · 90 Comments
When four people share one bathroom, true equity in toilet-paper purchasing is nearly impossible to come by without conflict.
Just take a look at the opening salvo issued at Laura’s apartment in Georgia:
…and the first response:
Your move, “Scott.”
related: Five approaches to TP maintenance
Tags: college life · Georgia · gloriously redundant · Jesus · p.s. · rebuttals · roommates · signed with love · smartass · toilet paper · visual aids
The old “wipe & walk” trick
September 21st, 2011 · 117 Comments
Option a) “Hey, Iva, could you buy some TP? We’re out.”
Option b) Several weeks of seething funneled into eight six colored markers’ worth of heart exclamation point smiley THREAT heart heart.
And the winner is…
Gee, Bell, that IS funny, cuz you really threw me off with that “I hope you had a nice day!! <3
” shit. (I’M ACTUALLY KIDDING. I WILL CUT YOU.)
related: One sure sign your roommate situation isn’t working out?
Tags: heart · mean girls · not-so-veiled threats · rainbow-colored · roommates · signed with love · smiley · toilet paper
Now, if we could all just take our own advice…
August 27th, 2011 · 69 Comments
Really, some people are just better off living alone.
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Tags: most popular notes of 2011 · note wars · roommates · toilet paper
Toy-let Story
May 30th, 2011 · 39 Comments
Beth in London says this is only the most recent in a series of sad/hungry/angry household items created by one of her flatmates. “We’re all fairly disorganised,” she admits, “but one guy, possibly fearful of confrontation, prefers to avoid addressing any issues directly.”
Adds Beth: “A loo-roll holder with eyes is not a very appealing bathroom companion, by the way.”
Meanwhile, elsewhere in the United Kingdom, one of Emma’s flatmates decided to take a similarly cartoonish approach to their toilet troubles.
related: Fluffy the Fox is here to teach you about bathroom hygiene!
Tags: anthropomorphism · bathroom · roommates · toilet · toilet paper







![[Roommate 1:] If you see the roll done, don't write a note. Just fuckin replace it bitch. [Roommate 2:] You just did the exact opposite of what you wrote. [Roommate 1:] If you see the roll done, don't write a note. Just fuckin replace it bitch. [Roommate 2:] You just did the exact opposite of what you wrote.](http://farm6.static.flickr.com/5292/5512487316_9aceca74e3.jpg)

