Entries Tagged as 'parking'

your move, “officer”

January 1st, 2008 · 60 Comments

emily from boston summed this one up beautifully, so i’m going to let her take it away. writes emily:
1. i’m not making this up.
2. the 389 highland ave referred to in the note is a shop called “your move games.” they have a basement where dorky kids congregate and play D&D and WoW and [...]

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Tags: gaming · massachusetts · parking · raging against the machine · somerville · that's illegal

your to lazy

October 15th, 2007 · 173 Comments

those troublemakers requesting more crazy apartment notes can thank our anonymous submitter, a GM at a property management firm in springfield, missouri for today’s masterpiece. “one of our resident managers delivered this letter to 115 units at her property, then e-mailed me a copy because she was REALLY proud of it,” our submitter writes. “i [...]

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Tags: TLDR · cleaning · dogs · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · irregular capitalization · itemized list · landlord · missouri · more like crazy · music · noise · not-so-veiled threats · parking · rhetorical question · smoking · spelling and grammar police · vandalism

but He took the wheel

September 27th, 2007 · 105 Comments

summer from decatur, georgia says she found this note “left on a car piously parked while attempting to attend mass on vacation” in galveston, texas.

stealing hot pockets is apparently not the only thing that jesus wouldn’t do.

related: there you go, bringing Him into it again

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Tags: cincinatti · decatur · galveston · jesus · parking · texas · the lawn

boston: a place for friends

May 30th, 2007 · 37 Comments

angry car notes are pretty common, sure, and most probably wouldn’t qualify as passive-aggressive even by our loose standards. but offering the use of a shovel? that at least earns this note a spot in our top 8.

in her defense, eeka says there were three to four empty spaces available in front of her house [...]

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Tags: boston · excessive underlining · parking · spelling and grammar police

i a beautiful (plus: passive-aggressive challenge #1!)

May 25th, 2007 · 28 Comments

this amazing and somewhat baffling little note comes to us from tiffanni in atlanta, who looks nothing like a man but is confident enough in her femininity not to be troubled by allegations to the contrary.
says tiffanni: “this was left on my windshield by a lady in the wal-mart parking lot. i guess she was [...]

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Tags: atlanta · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · more aggressive than passive · oh snap · parking · spelling and grammar police · strangers

how about never? does never work for you?

May 18th, 2007 · 6 Comments

from emily: another example of brooklyn’s seemingly unparalleled commitment to exasperated signage. (as previously documented here.)

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Tags: brooklyn · more aggressive than passive · parking · strangers