amber received this amazing note in an envelope on her doorstep in sacramento. “i have no idea which neighbor sent this to me, but i can only assume it was the paranoid-looking woman who lived above me,” she says. “but i don’t do drugs. i don’t even smoke cigarettes!”
related: don’t hate the playa
Tags: a little uptight · drugs · holiday spirit · neighbors · not-so-veiled threats · passive voice · sacramento · smell
reading in the bathroom is one thing…but kicking back with a purloined snapple? that’s one step too far for this food service establishment, as spotted by jenny in washington, d.c.
you gotta love that passive voice! any kindly guesses re: the crossed-out word?
Tags: bathroom · highlighter · not-so-veiled threats · passive voice · restaurant · stealing
no lols from this feline — just some lovely passive voice!
(thanks to megan in michigan.)
Tags: cats · cleaning · michigan · passive voice · roommates · signed with love · whiteboard
