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• "This is exactly what I pictured... shoving sprinkles down their pants and running out of the store, hoping nobody notices."

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  • I judge you as fat (50)
    • sweatybetty: Wow, I have a hard time believing you run into so many people, regardless of their weight, who feel...
    • sweatybetty: I don’t have a car and walk everywhere, as well as going to the gym regularly (I also live on the...
    • Gwan: Did you miss the bit where it said “except if you’re injured”?
    • Halla: ladyneeva, you rule.
    • Halla: Why would I care what some anonymous idiot judges me as? As if someone can ‘judge’ a person fat...
   
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