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		<title>The Powerseller of Pompano Beach</title>
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		<pubDate>Sun, 27 Jul 2008 04:37:13 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[If you&#8217;ve ever tut-tutted over the consequences of big-box stores and online retailers overtaking small businesses, you&#8217;ll be heartened to hear that some folks have figured out how to bring those old-fashioned mom-n-pop ideas about customer service into the digital age&#8230;with the help of a big ol&#8217; corporation called eBay! While browsing the auction site [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>If you&#8217;ve ever tut-tutted over the consequences of big-box stores and online retailers overtaking small businesses, you&#8217;ll be heartened to hear that some folks have figured out how to bring those old-fashioned mom-n-pop ideas about customer service into the digital age&#8230;with the help of a big ol&#8217; corporation called eBay!</p>
<p>While browsing the auction site for some new shades, my pal <a title="josh eells sells his body to three 6 mafia" href="http://www.blender.com/articles/default.aspx?key=26103&amp;pg=1" target="_blank">Josh</a> stumbled across one such example — a listing from a Florida-based eBayer who goes by the name of <a title="the power seller of pompano beach" href="http://cgi.ebay.com/AUTHENTIC-CARTIER-18K-GOLD-3-COLOR-WOMENS-WEDDING-BAND_W0QQitemZ260264934720QQihZ016QQcategoryZ110418QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem" target="_blank">whiteblizzard70.</a></p>
<p><a class="flickr-image alignnone" title="PLEASE READ MY SHIPPING AND REFUND (RETURNS) RULES, AS THAT IS IMPORTANT." rel="flickr-mgr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2704450991/"><img class="flickr-original" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="PLEASE READ MY SHIPPING AND REFUND (RETURNS) RULES, AS THAT IS IMPORTANT." longdesc="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/2704450991_77234719d0_o.jpg" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3264/2704450991_77234719d0_o.jpg" alt="PLEASE READ MY SHIPPING AND REFUND (RETURNS) RULES, AS THAT IS IMPORTANT." width="510" height="309" /></a></p>
<p>This goes on for several more paragraphs (<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com/AUTHENTIC-CARTIER-18K-GOLD-3-COLOR-WOMENS-WEDDING-BAND_W0QQitemZ260264934720QQihZ016QQcategoryZ110418QQssPageNameZWDVWQQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem" target="_blank">see for yourself</a>), but I&#8217;ll skip to my favorite part — the postscript.</p>
<p><a class="flickr-image alignnone" title="PS I LOVE OVERSEAS BUYERS! NEVER A PROBLEM." rel="flickr-mgr" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2704450845/"><img class="flickr-original" style="border: 1px solid black;" title="PS I LOVE OVERSEAS BUYERS! NEVER A PROBLEM." longdesc="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2704450845_2ddce8faa7_o.jpg" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3033/2704450845_2ddce8faa7_o.jpg" alt="PS I LOVE OVERSEAS BUYERS! NEVER A PROBLEM." width="516" height="116" /></a></p>
<p>(Josh decided not to bid.)</p>
<p>related: <a title="5. being a stupid, retarded jerk" href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/06/26/top-five-musical-crimes-perpetuated-by-record-store-customers-in-the-90s-and-2000s/" target="_blank">Top five musical crimes perpetrated by record store customers</a><br />
extra credit:<a href="http://consumerist.com/5028965/how-do-you-get-out-of-an-ebay-auction-say-killer-bees-attacked-the-vehicle" target="_blank"> How do you get out of an ebay auction?</a> [consumerist.com]</p>
<p>P.S. This post reminded me of another note my friend Josh told me about a few months back — a piece of reader mail he&#8217;d received as an editor at the music mag Blender. Granted, most readers who take the time to write in to magazines like Blender are at least a little bit<em>&#8230;off, </em>to say the least. But the last part of<a title="creepiest reader mail ever" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/passiveaggressive/2704823165/" target="_blank"> this letter</a> — a response to an &#8220;<a title="ask blender" href="http://www.blender.com/CustomQueryBlog/blogs/Ask%20blender.aspx" target="_blank">Ask Blender</a>&#8221; column about <a title="snopes.com says it's false" href="http://www.snopes.com/music/artists/debharry.asp" target="_blank">the urban legend</a> that Debbie Harry of Blondie was once abducted by Ted Bundy — is genuinely spine-chilling. (Passive-aggressive? Not so much. Creepy? Um, yes.)</p>
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		<title>Cue the violins</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 25 Jul 2008 14:32:49 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Kerry</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[When Sheena in Austin spotted this note on her neighbor&#8217;s front door, she couldn&#8217;t help but wonder: &#8220;If your doormat has sentimental value, maybe it should be hanging on your wall instead of sitting on the ground?&#8221; related: wrath mat extra credit: sentimental value: clothing stories from ebay]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>When Sheena in Austin spotted this note on her neighbor&#8217;s front door, she couldn&#8217;t help but wonder: &#8220;If your doormat has sentimental value, maybe it should be hanging on your wall instead of sitting on the ground?&#8221;</p>
<p><a title="what use am i as just as a heap on the floor?" href="http://www.flickr.com/photos/8326992@N08/2693648274/" target="_blank"><img title="To whoever stole my doormat: PLEASE bring it back! It was a gift &amp; has sentimental value! Be a grown up! Thanks, Alex" src="http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3057/2693648274_c805d2e970.jpg" alt="To whoever stole my doormat: PLEASE bring it back! It was a gift &amp; has sentimental value! Be a grown up! Thanks, Alex" width="375" height="500" /></a></p>
<p>related: <a href="http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/10/wrath-mat/" target="_blank">wrath mat</a><br />
extra credit: <a href="http://www.sentimental-value.com/" target="_blank">sentimental value: clothing stories from ebay</a></p>
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