Maybe ’cause it would only draw more attention to douche-canoes like these.
related: facebook: a place for navel-gazing narcissists
extra credit: how to add a dislike button to facebook [lifehacker]
Entries Tagged as 'Facebook'
Ever wonder why Facebook doesn’t come with a “dislike” button?
November 16th, 2009 · 172 Comments
Tags: cry me a freaking river · Facebook
Feel free to share the happy news
October 21st, 2009 · 126 Comments
Writes our anonymous submitter: “I know Carl to have done exactly what she’s saying — cheat on her and lie to the girls saying he didn’t have a girlfriend. But still, a mass e-mail? Really? I’m not even on her friends list…so did she send it to his friends?” (The “k-hole,” by the way, reportedly refers to the apartment in which Carl lives.)
related: When targeted advertising on Facebook goes terribly, horribly wrong
Tags: breakup · ex drama · Facebook
Facebook: a place for navel-gazing narcissists
August 26th, 2009 · 192 Comments
Seriously, how much do you want to _____ this guy in the _____ right now? (you fill in the blank)
Next year, I think this guy and this girl should collaborate on a gigantic fucking birthday pity party.
related: you know, I’m getting input here that is relatively hostile
extra credit: Facebook is for narcissists
Tags: birthday · Facebook · guilt trip · just not that into you · most popular notes of 2009
Why Facebook is sooo gonna get you fired
August 10th, 2009 · 163 Comments
Even more dangerous than friending your parents on Facebook? Friending a) your boss and b) the cubicle-mate you kinda can’t stand.
Exhibit a)
Exhibit b)
Exhibit c)
And Exhibit d) (via “the Internet”)
related: Busted by facebook
extra credit: Study says Facebook is like, totally ruining your life …and gonna get you fired [mashable]
Tags: Facebook · most popular notes of 2009 · office · oh snap
Love, Dad
July 26th, 2009 · 105 Comments
While returning a long-lost battery charger, Kaitlin’s Dad echoes the sentiments of parents with adult children everywhere.
Meanwhile, Sarah in Greenville, S.C. shows the downside of giving in to parents’ nagging for unfettered access.
related: why you should not be facebook friends with your parents
Tags: CAPS LOCK · Facebook · Moms & Dads · San Francisco · signed with love · South Carolina
Facebook wedding drama
July 11th, 2009 · 85 Comments
As always, Facebook users are keepin’ it classy.
related: Tant pis, mon amie
extra credit: STFU, Marrieds
Tags: California · Facebook · frenemies · mean girls · most popular notes of 2009 · sad face · smiley · weddings and bridezillas
…but I hope it was good
June 18th, 2009 · 164 Comments
…because there’s no measure of self-worth more important than the public acknowledgment that you were, in fact, born.
![[Mark:] Thank you to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. I had a great time an I wish everyone could have been there. Thanks again. [Jennifer:] I didnt wish you a happy birthday because our friendship has dwindled into nothingness and I am angry with you about it... but I hope it was good](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2475/3585715391_e3f4b11960.jpg "[Mark:] Thank you to everyone that wished me a happy birthday. I had a great time an I wish everyone could have been there. Thanks again. [Jennifer:] I didnt wish you a happy birthday because our friendship has dwindled into nothingness and I am angry with you about it... but I hope it was good")
related: But…but…I didn’t forget!
Tags: birthday · Facebook · frenemies
When targeted advertising goes terribly, horribly wrong
June 7th, 2009 · 188 Comments
“A few days after changing my status to single,” writes Meg in Red Deer, Alberta, “Facebook proves to be the creep I always knew it was.”
(Jordon is the ex-boyfriend.)
related: Reason #784 why you should never list your relationship status in your Facebook profile
