A certain Facebook friend of our anonymous submitter seems to have been going through a rough couple of weeks. but, hey, at least she seems to be confronting her issues!
![[Redacted] is fed up with the people who like to feed on gossip and like to spread rumors about stuff that isn't true...stop doing it! You all definitely know who you are.](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2257/2523851130_1e975101db.jpg "[Redacted] is fed up with the people who like to feed on gossip and like to spread rumors about stuff that isn't true...stop doing it! You all definitely know who you are.")
![[Redacted] still has repulsion for a certain male...what a no good hypocrite!](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2105/2523851204_7843ff697a.jpg "[Redacted] still has repulsion for a certain male...what a no good hypocrite!")
(Confidential to Facebook friend: I’m no shrink, but I have a feeling this strategy might be more effective if the method of confrontation was something other than a status-update blind item on Facebook. just a thought!)
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Tags: Facebook · God · you know who you are
The word “newsflash,” like the phrase “no offense,” is an early indicator that what follows is probably going to be something pretty bitchy. Unless, of course, you’re watching TV news, in which case the word “newsflash” more likely heralds the announcement of a hard-hitting segment about the household product in your kitchen that could be killing your children. Either way: proceed with caution.
Exhibit a) from roommate to roommate, Chicago
Exhibit b) from mother to daughter, Irving, Texas
Exhibit c) the pointed use of song lyrics in a Facebook status update
Exhibit d) stating the obvious
related: No offense! (just kidding) No worries! (just kidding)
Tags: "helpful" advice · a little patronizing · Facebook · garbage · ice · Moms & Dads · office · roommates · sarcasm · thanks (but not really) · whiteboard
Reason #962 why I’m happy Facebook wasn’t around when I was in high school…
related: 2 good 2b 4gotten
extra credit: Judy “just kidding” Grimes [SNL]
Tags: Facebook · frenemies · just kidding! · schools & teachers
“Vet school is a sea of studying, testing, drinking and most of all: DRAMA,” reports an anonymous vet-to-be in Ames, Iowa.
Of course, as New York magazine reports this week, Facebook is taking run-of-the-mill classroom sniping to a whole new level of micro-bitchiness. If you have the patience (or the Adderall) to follow it, our submitter gives us a play-by-play of one recent status-update smackdown.
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Tags: Facebook · group bitchfest · Iowa · kids today · saga
Writes Simon in Richmond, Virginia: “I was combing through my Facebook newsfeed and came across this note posted by someone on my friend list. I have no idea who the note is referring to, but I think it’s kind of interesting that he’s putting out his dirty laundry for all to see.”
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Tags: Facebook · i before e · Richmond · TL;DR
Cindy and her friend had a falling out. The ex-friend then sent Cindy this message on Facebook. Something tells me this post isn’t going to be the olive branch that brings them back together.
Tags: "helpful" advice · college life · Facebook · frenemies · spelling and grammar police
