Entries Tagged as 'rebuttals'
Sarah in New Zealand says all three of these notes went up before 10 a.m. on Monday (trash day). Adds Sarah: “We can only assume that Oliver keeps some kind of detailed diary about everything that happens in our flat, but only refers to it when things haven’t been done.”
![[note 1] Whoever's turn it was to take out rubbish...it's now Wednesday. Stop being lazy! [note 2] By my calculations, Emma did it last week for Daniel, who did it the week before for Sarah, and I did it the week before that, all by my self. (I was so proud!) Therefore if Sarah does it this week, balance, karma, and the circle of life will be restored. [note 3] Oliver, If you have the time + resources to make such 'calculations' (not to mention the insane ability to remember who put out the rubbish three weeks ago!) then you should be able to find ample time to suck my cock! the identity property of flatmates](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2291/2381448890_147f133638_b.jpg)
related: 10 people, one kitchen
Tags: garbage · New Zealand · note wars · roommates
Our anonymous submitter sneakily snapped a photo of the whiteboard at a friend’s house in Urbana, Illinois.

related: Oh sweetie, I love it when you talk dirty!
Tags: dishes · dishwasher · excessive underlining · Illinois · rebuttals · roommates · signed with love · Urbana · whiteboard
Our anonymous submitter says his coworkers were taking stacks of paper towels from the bathroom and putting them in kitchen.
“HR evidently does not agree with this practice and decided to enact a one-towel play in the breakroom kitchen,” he says. (The office billing manager added the follow-up on the towels’ behalf.)

related: This is not positive communication
Tags: anthropomorphism · kitchen · rebuttals
Writes our anonymous submitter from Kentucky: “I work at a gym. I was checking the women’s locker room to make sure it wasn’t a fetid stinkpit (it wasn’t) when I saw three of these lying on the counter. I went to throw them out and found a whole mess of them in the trash can, too.”

related: like a rotten sponge
Tags: CAPS LOCK · gym · Kentucky · rebuttals · spelling and grammar police · stealing · warning
While paying his old office a weekend visit, Jimsu from Katy, Texas didn’t catch the original note (or, perhaps, conversation) that precipitated this huffy screed from the mailman…

…but he did spot the follow-up from the office smartass.

related: This is why your postal worker is disgruntled
Tags: "customer service" · excessive underlining · going postal · note wars · office · oh snap · Texas · you be the judge
At Stanly’s office in Houston, the team has a whiteboard they update everyday with their accomplishments. Afer accidentally erasing his update, Stanly’s boss left him this message.

Of course, Stanly had to return the gesture.

related: the post-it wars
Tags: Houston · now that's management · office · rebuttals
Faydra in Gainesville, Florida lives in an apartment complex she describes as “a step above dorm living” — 85 females total, all of them coming and going at all hours. Faydra’s next-door neighbors kicked things off (with the most frightening clip art extravaganza ever) and things devolved from there. In chronological order:



related: A fancy feast
Tags: CAPS LOCK · clip art catastrophe · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Florida · neighbors · noise · rebuttals · smiley
Thanks to Rusty in Decatur, Georgia, who spotted this lovely exchange on the door of his apartment complex’s parking garage.

Tags: exclamation-point happy!!!! · neighbors · oh snap · parking · rebuttals