Entries Tagged as 'retail hell'

when nature calls

January 2nd, 2008 · 104 Comments

i thought it was pretty crazy when jessie sent in this sign from a thrift store in wilmington, north carolina a few months back…

then ashley sent in this eerily similar note from a thrift store in barnegat, new jersey. seriously, what is it about thrift stores that makes people want to shit in the fitting [...]

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Tags: jersey · north carolina · retail hell · that shit is disgusting · wilmington

just plane rude

November 28th, 2007 · 112 Comments

writes deanne: “because orlando prides itself on being a friendly city, we tend to do most of our dirty work via passive-aggressive notes and signs. this one is from the front door of a tacky tourist shop on international drive. i can get past the reference to ‘plane rude’ but the ‘macdonalds’ analogy is a [...]

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Tags: clip art catastrophe · etiquette · exclamation-point happy! · florida · orlando · questionable logic · retail hell · smiley · spelling and grammar police

i’d like to buy the world a…gatorade?

October 17th, 2007 · 205 Comments

keith spotted this note in the employee break room of a clothing store outside of hartford, conn. the kicker? according to the employees, says keith, “after the note was posted, the guy spitefully mixed the selection buttons up even worse.”

(altogether now: “that gatorade is…”)

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Tags: coke · connecticut · hartford · retail hell · vending