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• "This is exactly what I pictured... shoving sprinkles down their pants and running out of the store, hoping nobody notices."

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  • I judge you as fat (52)
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    • The Elf: No, black cats who sleep on the dark stairs and wait for their half-awake, not-yet-caffienated owners to...
    • sweatybetty: Wow, I have a hard time believing you run into so many people, regardless of their weight, who feel...
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    • The Elf: I can respect an actual pig, though. They’re quite intelligent, clean, friendly animals. It’s...
    • The Elf: But the toppings are free (if you steal them)!
   
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