Our submitter in Canada, who lives in a rooming house with a shared kitchen, laughed pretty hard upon finding this note. “It’s just so specific. So very specific.”
“P.S.,” our submitter adds: “I didn’t drop the noodles.”
Entries Tagged as 'roommates'
Communal kitchen canoodling
May 9th, 2013 · 49 Comments
Trading up
May 8th, 2013 · 52 Comments
This seems like a conversation you should probably have in person, no? I mean…ouch.
related: Dear Alex, GET OUT.
Tags: Berkeley · moving/not moving · roommates
It loses something in translation
May 7th, 2013 · 43 Comments
Drew is currently sharing an apartment in Taiwan with three roommates. One day, this note appeared on the door of the bathroom, directly facing the toilet. Says Drew: “I contemplate its meaning like a Zen haiku.”
related: My German roommate
Tags: Clearly a non-native English speaker · clip art catastrophe · roommates · toilet · WTF?
How many roommates does it take to change a light bulb?
April 14th, 2013 · 65 Comments
Tags: Facebook · oh snap · roommates
Paranoid much?
April 3rd, 2013 · 90 Comments
Our submitter in Texas said she found the first note “while trying to rearrange a kitchen cabinet that is completely dominated by my roommate’s freakishly large collection of stale old teas.” (A coffee person herself, she’s never “borrowed” any.) But the best part, she says? “This lead me to poke around the apartment and uncover several similar notes. Cheers, roomie!”
related: My duh-runk roommate
Tags: roommates · stealing · Texas
A call for ceasefire in the Post-it Note Wars
January 29th, 2013 · 35 Comments
Could one final Sticky-Note Bomb be enough to put an end to months of guerilla-style passive-aggression?
related: The Post-It Wars
Tags: blitzkrieg approach · North Carolina · roommates
Duh-runk
January 20th, 2013 · 26 Comments
Our submitter, Steffany, says she found this abandoned burrito in the microwave and set it on the table. When she woke up the next morning, she says, “my roommate had left me this a bitchy note…so I left one for her.”
![My food is NOT your food. don't eat it. duh. [response] You left this in the microwave when you were drunk, idiot.](http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8497/8399880816_96ba0bd51f_o.jpg "My food is NOT your food. don't eat it. duh. [response] You left this in the microwave when you were drunk, idiot.")
related: Haterade on the rocks, with a twist
Tags: college life · drizzunk · food · Kansas · microwave · Oops? · roommates
A message for our former housemate
December 18th, 2012 · 19 Comments
This could be a hint that your former housemates have grown weary of you treating their home as a rent-free walk-in closet. (Admits our submitter: “If I’d had my way, it’d be on the sidewalk with a ‘free stuff’ sign.)
related: P.S. Go to Hell
Tags: Australia · money · moving/not moving · roommates
Have your people call my people.
November 6th, 2012 · 34 Comments
Writes our submitter in Canada: “Of the 12 people living the house, only three do any sort of cleaning or washing up. This was the result of several months of accumulated angst.”
![Dear household, I am suck of you discusting [sic] c*nts not washing up after your selfs [sic] you have one day to learn before you find your dirty dishes in bed with you. This includes pots, pans, cups, and tea pots. If you have a problem with that I am happy to discuss. Sincerely, Haarlem Haarlem, I like the way you think, let's discuss this further. Get your people to call my people and we'll do lunch. Love, Ben](http://farm9.static.flickr.com/8341/8155414316_5a3a480532.jpg "Dear household, I am suck of you discusting [sic] c*nts not washing up after your selfs [sic] you have one day to learn before you find your dirty dishes in bed with you. This includes pots, pans, cups, and tea pots. If you have a problem with that I am happy to discuss. Sincerely, Haarlem Haarlem, I like the way you think, let's discuss this further. Get your people to call my people and we'll do lunch. Love, Ben")
related: I did the dishes. Where’s my cookie?
Tags: Canada · cleaning · dishes · not-so-veiled threats · rebuttals · roommates · runaway run-on sentences · smartass · spelling and grammar police
