Entries Tagged as 'sad face'
Writes Brittney in California: “Apparently, my mom’s boyfriend was stuck with an insufficient amount of toilet paper, and being passive aggressive (because he really is) he decides to write a note about it and stick it on the mirror, rather than confront her.”
Mom’s response?
And, in the end….everybody loses!
related: I’m not here to wipe your dirty [...]
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Tags: TP · california · rebuttals · sad face · sig o · smiley
I live in an apartment complex where most people know each other and are generally on good terms,” says Jin in California…or so he thought. As it turns out, there’s a pool of bold-underlined-all-caps-highlighted frustration simmering (oh-so-hilariously) just below the surface.
related: be more private with yourself
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · bold underlined italics · california · double-entendre alert · highlighter · holiday spirit · neighbors · non-apology apology · not-so-veiled threats · oops? · rebuttals · sad face · sex sex sex
Today’s post is dedicated to the dirty minds in the department of double entendres. (Hey there, commenters!)
The first note, as spotted by Dana in San Francisco, needs no further introduction.
Next up: Michelle in Orlando says this note was posted on the employee mailboxes at the theme park where she works. “Our uniforms include a vest [...]
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Tags: double-entendre alert · heart · office · p.s. · sad face · smiley · stealing · thanks (but not really)
As always, Facebook users are keepin’ it classy.
related: tant pis, mon amie
extra credit: stfu, marrieds
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Tags: california · facebook · frenemies · mean girls · sad face · smiley · weddings and bridezillas
Writes Aimee in Sellersburg, Indiana: “My former boss used to leave these kind of notes posted on our work bulletin board constantly. It was a really boring job, so these little rays of sunshine made coming to work worth it.”
related: I don’t recall signing any bond/contact regarding your use of exclamation points!!!
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · confusion??? · crazy boss · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · indiana · now that's management · sad face · you call that punctuation?
“One morning last summer,” writes Stephanie in Illinois, “my brother and I arrived at the company where we worked to find these notes posted to the candy vending machine. (Mind you, it was 8:45 a.m.) Apparently, the man who fills the vending machines — a.k.a ‘Mr. Candyman’ — had failed to restock the machine for [...]
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Tags: food · illinois · office · pleasantries as afterthought · questionable logic · raging against the machine · sad face · spelling and grammar police · vending
amy spotted this attached to a mailbox in monroe, north carolina. writes amy: “i have no idea which flower it was (there were many that were still left on the porch), but i was impressed by the effort the victim took with this note — it was written on poster board and left up for [...]
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Tags: birthday · guilt trip · moms & dads · north carolina · plants · sad face
i didn’t think i’d ever see a kitchen appliance more inappropriately anthropomorphized than this fridge, but i think this dishwasher note (from an anonymous submitter in england) dials the WTF-factor up to 11.
related: the passive-aggressive note has not been destroyed; it has been solved
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · anthropomorphism · bold-underlined-caps · dishes · dishwasher · mixed metaphors · sad face · shit · u.k. · wtf?
mishee was about to go ahead and just pay for that snapple…until she saw this colorful little note at a drugstore in sunnyvale, california. phew!
UPDATE: mishee (ever the overachiever) has returned to the scene to satisfy your curiosity about the signs behind the signs…and finds her snapple-drinking plans foiled in the process!
related: if it weren’t [...]
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Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · california · sad face · silicon valley · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks"
…but Hot Pockets are totally the car radios of the communal freezer.
Exhibit a: New York City
Exhibit b: Southern Oregon
Exhibit c: Washington, D.C.
Exhibit d: Oahu, Hawaii
Thanks to Beth at Columbia and DJ Shaggy for their help in uncovering this phenomenon.
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Tags: columbia · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · office · office fridge · sad face · spelling and grammar police · stealing · unnecessary "quotation marks" · whiteboard