Entries Tagged as 'sarcasm'

no sarcasm left behind

September 27th, 2007 · 196 Comments

our anonymous contributor works part-time (through a non-profit) at a large, “troubled” high school in milwaukee. today, while making some copies, she found this anonymous wonder.

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Tags: milwaukee · office · raging against the machine · sarcasm

just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm…

September 26th, 2007 · 96 Comments

a staff-all email from an anonymous submitter in seattle…

what’s muscle milk, you ask? well, say its makers, “muscle milk is arguably america’s favorite protein.” apparently because unlike, say, chicken, muscle milk comes in flavors like “egg nog,” “chocolate banana crunch” and “root beer float.”
related: try a bite 

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · comic sans alert · ellipses-crazed · office fridge · sarcasm · seattle · spelling and grammar police · stealing

no, that’s not the british spelling

September 24th, 2007 · 126 Comments

“you know when you drink so much that you can’t remember what you did the night before?” asks our anonymous scottish pizza bandit. “sometimes we’re lucky enough to encounter certain things which trigger memories of our alcohol-fueled rampage. i was lucky enough to come across this the next day.”

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Tags: fridge · guilt trip · not-so-veiled threats · pizza · sarcasm · scotland · spelling and grammar police · stealing

the farewell email to end all farewell emails

August 27th, 2007 · 157 Comments

all i can say is…wow.

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Tags: art · new york · office · oh snap · raging against the machine · sarcasm · spelling and grammar police · thanks (but not really)

did you ever consider the possibility that…oh, never mind.

August 9th, 2007 · 69 Comments

 
(thanks to frank in san francisco. )

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Tags: california · e-mail · food · mold · office · questionable logic · san francisco · sarcasm