aarwenn from seattle found this note in her office’s cafeteria, which she says is a hot spot for bad writers with passive-aggressive issues. “of course,” she says, “here at Large Aerospace Company, a lot of us have ‘issues.’”
Entries Tagged as 'seattle'
it’s not, like, rocket science
October 25th, 2007 · 122 Comments
Tags: bugs · fun with euphemism · garbage · just wondering · office · seattle · spelling and grammar police · unnecessary "quotation marks"
just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm…
September 26th, 2007 · 91 Comments
a staff-all email from an anonymous submitter in seattle…
what’s muscle milk, you ask? well, say its makers, “muscle milk is arguably america’s favorite protein.” apparently because unlike, say, chicken, muscle milk comes in flavors like “egg nog,” “chocolate banana crunch” and “root beer float.”
related: try a bite
Tags: CAPS LOCK · comic sans alert · ellipses-crazed · email · office fridge · sarcasm · seattle · spelling and grammar police · stealing
excuse me, I believe you have my stapler
September 19th, 2007 · 266 Comments
attention: corporate emergency in the chicagoland area!
Tags: a little uptight · and that's an order · chicago · crazy boss · email · not-so-veiled threats · office · office supplies · seattle · spelling and grammar police · underlining
we don’t want your ugly placemats
August 24th, 2007 · 97 Comments
damien saw this at the salvation army in seattle.
says damien, “the kicker on this one isn’t as much what’s said as what ISN’T said. this note clearly had a lot more to it that was — probably by a clearer head — snipped off.
Tags: CAPS LOCK · seattle · thanks but no thanks
extremely loud and incredibly close quarters
August 6th, 2007 · 67 Comments
amy in seattle says her favorite part of the note is the children (please, think of the children!) but i was most impressed by the use of both “being effected” and “being impacted” in a single sentence. those loud, “vulgar-related” noises might, in fact, be the sound of english teachers around the world crying out […]
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