Entries Tagged as 'shit'

if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today

March 28th, 2008 · 95 Comments

well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when […]

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Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary

“no adult’s going to waste their time doing that”

February 6th, 2008 · 66 Comments

based on the online/canine aging scale (one dog year = one youtube day) this video is pretty much on its last legs, but we love it just the same. consider this post a mercy shot of euthanasia. (and thanks to maximilian, jen, chris, willa, nattie, cat and dave for passing along!)

related: oh, shit!

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Tags: dogs · jesus · revenge · shit

this is why your postal worker is disgruntled

January 14th, 2008 · 72 Comments

amanda spotted this on the door of the post office in milford, pennsylvania. (confidential to the fecal matter general: dude, i know recycling can be a hassle sometimes, but this seems like a little much.)

perhaps the brooklynites who issued this poetical preemptive warning knew what they were doing all along…

related: this is why your server […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · garbage · going postal · more like crazy · pennsylvania · shit

seriously!?!

December 11th, 2007 · 56 Comments

the inimitable jeff rubin passes along this note from the foyer of his park slope apartment building. yup, that’s what you think it is there on the floor. (perhaps a hapless victim of the bag-tampering deliquent?)

jeff says the shit was cleaned up when he checked a few hours later.
meanwhile, elsewhere in brooklyn, confusion still reigns.

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Tags: brooklyn · confusion??? · dogs · shit

oh, shit!

November 11th, 2007 · 171 Comments

my own neighborhood of park slope, brooklyn has high concentrations of dogs, babies, crazies and bloggers, which makes for a heady brew of incredibly well-documented passive-aggressiveness. certain notes (like this long-running series) show up in my inbox over and over again. i’ve gotten various iterations of this note from no fewer than six different […]

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Tags: apostrophe abuse · brooklyn · dogs · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · irregular capitalization · saga · shit · underlining · unnecessary "quotation marks"