PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » shoes http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Cinderella be drizzunk http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/31/cinderella-be-drizzunk/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/07/31/cinderella-be-drizzunk/#comments Mon, 01 Aug 2011 02:37:42 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18990 “I saw this when passing by a neighbour’s house, and thought that this was one of their better efforts,” writes Kelly in the U.K. “I personally would have just chucked them myself.”

(Adds Kelly: “I’m guessing they belonged to the same person who decorated half the street with vomit.”)

Are these your shoes? Too drunk to remember where you left them? Sorry I am not your Prince Charming and didn't search the neighbourhood to find out whose foot fits the slippers LOL

Meanwhile, the Internet’s all “been there/done that/seen the animated GIF.”

bitch be drunk as hell, losing shoes and shit

related: If you were the one who was so drunk or so stupid that you left your camera in the park last night…

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Remove shoes before enter my place or else you will have some promblems with me. That goes for whoever whatever. Or else you won't be comming in here. And if I see any footprint mudd on my rug. I will snapout. believe that am tired of being nice to people

Remove your shoes. Or else you won't be cumming in my house. thats goes for whoever. if you don't remove your shoe's before enter my house or you ill have a promblem with me. and you will be getting my carpet clean. and the next bad as kid or whoever rip my sign off my door i will whoop there ass. I don't care who you is.

related: Your are welcome to our home

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/11/14/minnesota-nice/feed/ 81 A “discussion” on shoes http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/10/02/a-discussion-on-shoes/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/10/02/a-discussion-on-shoes/#comments Thu, 02 Oct 2008 14:53:25 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9727 My favorite part of this two-page glory? The flash of insight on page 2: “I realize that last sentence is phrased as a question, but really it is more of a statement.”

(flip over for a discussion on shoes)

Shoes...let's get some shoes.

related: care, it makes a difference

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