Entries Tagged as 'signed with love'

all i want is a room somewhere

November 19th, 2007 · 103 Comments

one loverly lady in illinois found this note on the door of her dorm room after a long day of classes. (the identity of the note-leaver is still a mystery, as is the meaning of the phrase “dollar sign flower slams easily.”)

adds our submitter: “when we had our next floor meeting, i did the not-so-passive [...]

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Tags: door-slamming · excessive underlining · heart · illinois · mean girls · signed with love · sleeping · thanks (but not really) · university · xoxo

living with an adolescent (abridged)

November 14th, 2007 · 213 Comments

carlina in texas is close with her parents, but she’s been having a bit of a rough time lately. apparently carlina’s mother has grown tired of her daughter’s apathy/hostility/general malaise, and slipped this classic mom note under her door.

if that note didn’t remind you of your own mom, perhaps you can relate to this one [...]

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Tags: cleaning · guilt trip · moms & dads · signed with love · texas

wake me up? wham!

October 30th, 2007 · 249 Comments

bradley in new york woke up yesterday to find this little love note from his girlfriend. (his explanation? “she’s a light sleeper.”) i feel her pain. if there’s a sound more irritating than a nokia ring tone, the pathetic “i’m dying” whine of an out-of-juice cell phone just might be it.

meanwhile, chris’s friend michelle doesn’t [...]

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Tags: cell phone · more aggressive than passive · new york · noise · not-so-veiled threats · san jose · sig o · signed with love

she slipped the registrar 30 pieces of silver

September 14th, 2007 · 179 Comments

this note, from the science library of washington and lee university in lexington, virginia, has a bit of a backstory.
explains our anonymous submitter: “here, you can reserve a carrel for the entire school year, with two students to a carrel. our honor system is such that people leave their books and belongings at their carrel [...]

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Tags: martyr complex · rebuttals · signed with love · spelling and grammar police · university · virginia

p.s. text me at work if you want to talk!!

August 23rd, 2007 · 232 Comments

annie writes, “this a note my roommate left me expressing her discontent with me because i would, while straightening up, put her placemats back in the drawer. i was putting away her placemats to clean up… but also because they are the most hideous things i have ever seen [see exhibit b]. she also [...]

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Tags: a matter of taste · bathmat · signed with love

post-punctuationism

August 21st, 2007 · 83 Comments

explains sarah in new york city: “one lab in the building where i work has covered the walls outside their lab with candid photos of the lab members. over time, some of these photos got some ‘modifications’ from passers-by, such as a mustache or horns here or there. mature, I know. today, i [...]

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Tags: excessive underlining · graffiti · more aggressive than passive · new york · nonsensical spacing · not-so-veiled threats · office · signed with love · spelling and grammar police