Entries Tagged as 'smartass'

daddy’s little smartass

August 16th, 2009 · 46 Comments

nick in florida was in his car one day, when he “pulled up at a light, looked to my left, and immediately started laughing.” he quickly pulled out his iphone, snapped a photo, then get stepped on the gas before daddy dearest could get out and beat the crap out of him.

meanwhile, lisa in maryland [...]

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Tags: car · florida · kids · maryland · moms & dads · smartass · smiley

venting machine

February 10th, 2009 · 90 Comments

if you’ve ever bought twizzlers from a vending machine, you probably know that there’s a good one-in-three chance that one tiny corner of the plastic packaging is gonna get stuck, and then (bang on the glass all you want) only yielding after an extra 75 cents is inserted. some folks, however, aren’t willing to condone [...]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · canada · office · rebuttals · smartass · stealing · toronto · vending

they were shivering, not dancing

October 24th, 2007 · 144 Comments

chris has held on to this note from his college days at suny binghamton since 1990, which i believe makes this the oldest note to grace this site thus far.
the years seem to have given him some perspective on the situation, and chris fully admits to being the apartment’s “thermostat tyrant,” always nagging everyone to [...]

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Tags: binghamton · new york · shameless meme-mongering · smartass · temperature · university

and pull up your sign

September 25th, 2007 · 95 Comments

writes mel in beaufort, south carolina: “our city has decided to go with those shorter, more pleasing to the eye signs for businesses. all new businesses have had to have them for a few years now, but existing businesses are just starting to have to replace their signs. i guess the local liquor store wasn’t [...]

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Tags: raging against the machine · smartass · south carolina

studying up on bedside manner might not be a bad idea

June 5th, 2007 · 38 Comments

CC found this note in one of the study carrels at her large midwestern med school:

this was her response:

(she continues on a second page.)

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Tags: excessive underlining · michigan · moving/not moving · smartass · university

thanks for eating my lunch

June 5th, 2007 · 12 Comments

(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)

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Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · los angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing

who’s the smartass?

May 31st, 2007 · 20 Comments

exhibit a, from lindsay in burbank:

says the author of post-it #2: “the next day, she added a note that said, ‘keep eating my sushi and you’re going to find out!’”
and exhibit b, from jason in new haven:

(to the left, the original note. to the right, the response.)
if you’re guessing these guys are engineers, you’re not [...]

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Tags: burbank · california · connecticut · food · milk · new haven · office · office fridge · rebuttals · smartass · stealing