Entries Tagged as 'smartass'
Most office fridge notes — especially when they pertain to specialty “diet” items like, say, a Jimmy Dean breakfast sandwich — read something like this one (from a cubicle farm in Burbank, California).
Not so at Rocky’s office in Austin, Texas…but office drama is never too hard to find in the shared fridge.
Of course, you don’t [...]
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Tags: food · kinda creepy · office fridge · smartass · stealing · wtf?
We can’t all be Banksy, but sometimes all it takes is a small, well-placed bit of vandalism to brighten your day. Take this example from Emily in Philadelphia:
Or this one, spotted by Scott at a certain tech company headquarters in Mountain View, California:
Which leads me to wonder…are there really no smart-mouthed vandals in Portsmouth, New [...]
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Tags: oh snap · smartass
Sarah in London found this note — and the cheeky response — posted in the lobby of her former apartment building.
“Entry to the flats is by way of a concrete outside walkway,” she explains. “Unfortunately, if someone has noisy heels, the sound tends to reverberate throughout the building.”
Of course, the above complainer isn’t the only [...]
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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · london · neighbors · noise · rainbow-colored · signed with love · smartass · that's disrespectful
Nick in Florida was in his car one day, when he “pulled up at a light, looked to my left, and immediately started laughing.” He quickly pulled out his iPhone, snapped a photo, then get stepped on the gas before daddy dearest could get out and beat the crap out of him.
Meanwhile, Lisa in Maryland [...]
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Tags: car · florida · kids · maryland · moms & dads · smartass · smiley
If you’ve ever bought Twizzlers from a vending machine, you probably know that there’s a good one-in-three chance that one tiny corner of the plastic packaging is gonna get stuck — and bang on the glass all you want — only yielding after an extra 75 cents is inserted. Some folks, however, aren’t willing to [...]
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Tags: CAPS LOCK · canada · office · rebuttals · smartass · stealing · toronto · vending
chris has held on to this note from his college days at suny binghamton since 1990, which i believe makes this the oldest note to grace this site thus far.
the years seem to have given him some perspective on the situation, and chris fully admits to being the apartment’s “thermostat tyrant,” always nagging everyone to [...]
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Tags: binghamton · new york · shameless meme-mongering · smartass · temperature · university
September 25th, 2007 · 95 Comments
writes mel in beaufort, south carolina: “our city has decided to go with those shorter, more pleasing to the eye signs for businesses. all new businesses have had to have them for a few years now, but existing businesses are just starting to have to replace their signs. i guess the local liquor store wasn’t [...]
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Tags: raging against the machine · smartass · south carolina
CC found this note in one of the study carrels at her large midwestern med school:
this was her response:
(she continues on a second page.)
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Tags: excessive underlining · michigan · moving/not moving · smartass · university
(charlie in los angeles did not eat your lunch.)
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Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · los angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing
From Lindsay in Burbank:
Says the author of post-it #2: “The next day, she added a note that said, ‘Keep eating my sushi and you’re going to find out!’”
And from Jason in New Haven:
(To the left, the original note. To the right, the response.)
If you’re guessing these guys are engineers, you’re not that far off.
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Tags: burbank · california · connecticut · food · milk · new haven · office · office fridge · rebuttals · smartass · stealing