PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Columbia http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 All together now: please don’ climb da tree! http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/04/21/no-tree-climbing/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/04/21/no-tree-climbing/#comments Thu, 21 Apr 2011 15:09:59 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=18167 Our submitter’s friend in Columbia, Missouri found this on the ground beneath a tree yesterday, “and she couldn’t just leave it there. It really was the perfect tree for climbing.”

(And the accompanying note really does have the perfect rhythm for a call-a-response revival stomp, no? I’d love to see what the Gregory Brothers could do with this…)

Please Do Not Climb On The Tree Even if you climbed on it last year Please Do Not Climb On The Tree Even though it is a great tree for climbing Please Do Not Climb On The Tree Even though it is ok with your parents Please Do Not Climb On The Tree Even though you are good at climbing Please Do Not Climb On The Tree Even though no one may be watching Please Do Not Climb On The Tree Thank You for Not Climbing on the Tree!

UPDATE: The Sneaky Mister has made my year!

related: Grow some thicker bark, why donttcha?

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2011/04/21/no-tree-climbing/feed/ 88 Wigging out, daycare-style http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/20/wigging-out-daycare-style/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/04/20/wigging-out-daycare-style/#comments Tue, 20 Apr 2010 05:01:01 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14063 “My 1-year-old likes to play with hair when she’s sleepy,” writes Michelle in Columbia, South Carolina…a habit which apparently didn’t go over so well at day care with the fair-haired Ms. Linda. [Hahahaha RAGE BLACKOUT emoticon!!!!]

Look Mom and Dad. I pulled out Ms. Linda's hair. Now we have to buy her a wig. :-)

related: We talked about the “stabbing” incident yesterday.

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Magazines must be purchased before entering the restroom. Thank You

Meanwhile, Tonya in Oakland passes along a photo taken by a traveler brave/desperate enough to actual enter a gas station restroom somewhere in Utah.

ATTENTION Bathrooms are FREE for your use if you feel the NEED to COMPLAIN about cleanliness the cleaning supplies are INSIDE!

And finally, the kicker, from Jim in Columbia, S.C. —  who would’ve guessed that germaphobia and gas-station employment aren’t mutually exclusive?

POSTED IF YOU HAVE FLU KEEP YOUR ASS OUT!

related: “If it wasn’t for the toilet, there would be no books”

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/06/11/pain-and-disgust-at-the-pump/feed/ 116 I swear this isn’t some kind of stealth viral marketing campaign http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/05/29/i-swear-this-isnt-some-kind-of-stealth-viral-marketing-campaign/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/05/29/i-swear-this-isnt-some-kind-of-stealth-viral-marketing-campaign/#comments Tue, 29 May 2007 06:21:41 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=122 …but Hot Pockets are totally the car radios of the communal freezer.

Exhibit a: New York City

It's not done and it's not nice :(

Exhibit b: Southern Oregon

hotpocket1shaggy.jpg

Exhibit c: Washington, D.C.

hotpocketapa.jpg

Exhibit d: Oahu, Hawaii

hotoahu.jpg

Thanks to Beth at Columbia and DJ Shaggy for their help in uncovering this phenomenon.

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