PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » southern charm http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Southern Comfort http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/01/18/southern-comfort/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/01/18/southern-comfort/#comments Sun, 18 Jan 2009 19:00:00 +0000 eerac http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=10276 Though the issue might not be top of mind for sophisticated and urbane readership of this website, let this serve as your warning: Should you find yourself in, say, Fayetteville, Arkansas (like Melissa, a California expat currently attending the U of A) you’ll soon realize how important it is to lay down the law with regard to proper cud disposal.

I know that we live in Arkansas, and we like our tobacco, but the water fountain is not a spit cup for you're [sic] chewed tobacco. It is clogging up the drain. Please refrain from using the water fountain for this purpose.


Of course, when you live as far north as Baltimore and notice that your boss has taken to spitting chaw in your trash can, the situation becomes that much more dire.

Spit in my trashcan and I'll take a dump in yours :)

related: evidently, yes

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2009/01/18/southern-comfort/feed/ 121 I can has guilt trip? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/02/i-can-has-guilt-trip/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/02/i-can-has-guilt-trip/#comments Wed, 02 Apr 2008 17:44:52 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/04/02/i-can-has-guilt-trip/ Writes Jake in Los Angeles: “At home for Christmas (in Greenville, South Carolina) I mentioned in passing that I would ‘try’ to make it home for Easter, which is what most southern refugee children with guilt complexes tell their doting mothers even though both sides know said child has no intention of showing up to hide eggs and eat ham.”

Jake’s mom, bless her heart, didn’t get the memo.

I am a sad cat wearing bunny ears.

Wish you were coming home but I understand. Love, M

related: Too many

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