PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Madrid http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Can I lick it? http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/08/can-i-lick-it/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/08/can-i-lick-it/#comments Mon, 08 Oct 2007 04:18:01 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/08/can-i-lick-it/ No, you can’t  — at least not near the copy machine at Erin’s office in Indianapolis.

Please use the sticky finger & not saliva

Meanwhile, Alvaro’s office in Madrid is having licking issues of its own near the office coffee machine. (Translation: “Please do not lick this teaspoon/ it’s for collective use.”)

Please do not lick this teaspoon; it's for collective use

And the licking doesn’t stop there…

PUBLIC NOTICE: PLEASE REFRAIN FROM LICKING OUR WINDOWS

Do not Lick Pressurized Lumber

DO NOT LICK

DO NOT LICK FENCE

p.s. before you leave, please wipe your feet really good on the rhythm rug. kthx!

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