PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » alot http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Thu, 09 Feb 2012 21:06:57 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 The neighborhood warning wagon http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/28/the-neighborhood-warning-wagon/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/28/the-neighborhood-warning-wagon/#comments Tue, 28 Sep 2010 22:33:07 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=16596 Upon moving into their new college house this fall, Danny and his roommates at Boston College received this delightfully punctuated welcome letter from their next door neighbor — delivered via U.S. Postal Service, no less.

I, for one, can’t wait ’til the Ben Affleck adaptation comes out. We’ll have a “late night beer party” to celebrate!

Welcome to our neighborhood, I just wanted to let you know, that your house has been over the years had really bad police reports on late nigh beer parties! (10 PM to almost all night) Please keep in mind that this neighborhood will not tolerate "late night parties" Which includes: yelling, talking loud on back porches and your back yard and loud friends that visit! Especially this Labor Day Weekend! I understand that you college kids like to drink and have fun, but! After 10 PM if noise is too loud, police will be called, there are alot of elderly, kids and families in this area that will not tolerate this bullshit! I know Bill Mills very well (BC College) and if you guys "act up"! Calls will be made! Please show some respect in our neighborhood and keep the noise level low! If not! Police will be called! Have a good school year and be good neighbors, ok?

(P.S.) THIS INCLUDES

related: Passive voice abuse

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/09/28/the-neighborhood-warning-wagon/feed/ 157 Because you’re not really knocked up ’til it’s validated by Web 2.0 http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/20/because-youre-not-really-knocked-up-%e2%80%99til-its-validated-by-web-2-0/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2010/05/20/because-youre-not-really-knocked-up-%e2%80%99til-its-validated-by-web-2-0/#comments Fri, 21 May 2010 01:00:16 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=14556 So, these two crazy kids (both of whom still live with their parents, according to our submitter), had a lil’ accident. A really exciting one! So exciting they decided the best way to share the news was en masse, via Facebook status update! So be excited for them, dammit!!!

[Redacted] and her amazing and wonderful boyfriend and best friend and going to be parents! This is a huge surprise but were [sic] very excited! Taking bets on the gender! .... I am really disappointed that hardly any of my friends congratulated me or wished me well. Thanks alot [sic] you jerks!

related: Children are such a blessing.

Thanks for not buying me the Diaper Genie I registered for!!!

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PLEASE MAKE SURE I AM CLOSED I HAVE ALOT OF FOODS IN MY BELLY I DON'T WANT TO GET WARM!

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