(Charlie in Los Angeles did not eat your lunch.)
![PLEASE RETURN CREAMER TO FRIDGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. [thanks for eating my lunch...AND MINE!] [No problem Guys. Bring some more tomorrow. :) JP](http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1014/531062169_946c977169.jpg "PLEASE RETURN CREAMER TO FRIDGE WHEN YOU ARE DONE. [thanks for eating my lunch...AND MINE!] [No problem Guys. Bring some more tomorrow. :) JP")
Entries Tagged as 'spelling and grammar police'
Thanks for eating my lunch
June 5th, 2007 · 12 Comments
Tags: excessive underlining · group bitchfest · Los Angeles · office · office fridge · smartass · smiley · spelling and grammar police · stealing
To all tennant
June 5th, 2007 · 17 Comments
Tags: garbage · neighbors · spelling and grammar police
If you sprinkle ellipses when you tinkle…
June 3rd, 2007 · 24 Comments
Maybe it’s the manic use of ellipses and exclamation points, but this note makes me extremely uncomfortable.
Says submitter Erica in New York City, “As bad as it can get in the ladies’, I’ve been told the men’s bathroom is even worse.”
Tags: "helpful" advice · bathroom · bullet points · Comic Sans Alert · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy!!!! · hygiene · New York · office · spelling and grammar police · toilet
Stay home!!!
June 2nd, 2007 · 24 Comments
(from an anonymous submitter in Maryland.)
Tags: "helpful" advice · exclamation-point happy!!!! · illness · kitchen · Maryland · office · spelling and grammar police
Boston: a place for friends
May 30th, 2007 · 39 Comments
In her defense, Eeka says there were three to four empty spaces available in front of her house when this note was left — two of which she shoveled out herself.
![YOUR [sic] PARKED IN MYSPACE!](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/222/522078324_57fa34e1e3_o.jpg "YOUR [sic] PARKED IN MYSPACE!")
Tags: Boston · excessive underlining · parking · spelling and grammar police · your/you're
Yeah, I got fired…but that Hot Pocket sure was worth it.
May 30th, 2007 · 14 Comments
This exercise in redundancy is brought to us by Erika in Los Angeles. It’s like the note-writer couldn’t decide which tactic would be most effective and just opted for all of the above.
Tags: "helpful" advice · bullet points · excessive underlining · food · guilt trip · high on highlighter · Los Angeles · not-so-veiled threats · office · office fridge · pleasantries as afterthought · spelling and grammar police · stealing
Four legs good, two legs bad
May 29th, 2007 · 33 Comments
After reading apt. 10′s response, I can’t help but side with the defendant — especially after Melissa in Omaha revealed that this particular neighbor posts notes like this quite frequently. Because really, that shit is disrespectful.
![OK first of all I did not now [sic] that. That had happen my son did not tell me.](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/520242646_f76d05e4f2_o.jpg)
Tags: garbage · more aggressive than passive · neighbors · oh snap · Omaha · p.s. · rebuttals · spelling and grammar police
I swear this isn’t some kind of stealth viral marketing campaign
May 29th, 2007 · 33 Comments
…but Hot Pockets are totally the car radios of the communal freezer.
Exhibit a: New York City
Exhibit b: Southern Oregon
Exhibit c: Washington, D.C.
![To the individual whom [sic] stole the hotpockets! They did not belong to you! By you consuming said hotpockets you have committed a theft! This shall not be tolerated!](http://passiveaggressivenotes.files.wordpress.com/2007/05/hotpocketapa.jpg "To the individual whom [sic] stole the hotpockets! They did not belong to you! By you consuming said hotpockets you have committed a theft! This shall not be tolerated!")
Exhibit d: Oahu, Hawaii
Thanks to Beth at Columbia and DJ Shaggy for their help in uncovering this phenomenon.
Tags: excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy!!!! · office · office fridge · sad face · spelling and grammar police · stealing · unnecessary "quotation marks" · whiteboard
