As a Valentine’s Day gift to you all, I present you with this epic love story (which Teddie in Minneapolis discovered pinned to the bulletin board in his apartment building).
Teddie’s love note to this love note: “I love that this person (he? she?) used commas, ellipses, and possibly a semicolon, but no periods. I also [...]
Entries Tagged as 'spurned lover'
Sonic Boo
February 14th, 2010 · 102 Comments
Tags: TLDR · ex drama · minneapolis · p.s. · runaway run-on sentences · spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · wtf? · xoxo · you call that punctuation?
really though — carnations?
March 9th, 2009 · 142 Comments
so, kevin in san francisco says his friend’s roommate went on three “hang out at a bar” dates with this guy from france. after the third date — in admirably straightforward fashion — he told french guy it wasn’t wasn’t working out and he didn’t want to see him anymore. (you know, the old “it’s [...]
Tags: breakup · san francisco · spurned lover
he’s just not that into unicorns
February 15th, 2009 · 97 Comments
two target customers for lisa frank’s new line of movie tie-in stickers — coming soon to the hot topic/urban outfitters near you!
(above, from colorado. below, from california.)
related: do not kiss on someone else’s kiss
extra credit: the legend of casey™ and caymus™
Tags: california · colorado · heart · rainbow-colored · sig o · signed with love · spurned lover · university
what, no bubble letters?
March 26th, 2008 · 99 Comments
cameron in hyde park, n.y. brings us this “maybe not-so-classic dorm dispute: girl meets boy, girl likes boy, boy has girlfriend, girl obsesses over boy, boy’s female neighbors post rejection note from boy to girl, girl…threatens neighbors, artistically.”
Tags: MYOB · danger · disturbingly detailed · exclamation-point happy! · spurned lover · university
To be young
February 14th, 2008 · 60 Comments
Happy Valentine’s Day, kids!
(Thanks to Ron in West Jordan, Utah, who found this note taped to his front door.)
related: wake me up? wham!
Tags: kids · spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · utah

