Entries Tagged as 'stealing'

maybe it’s time for sally struthers to get involved

May 14th, 2008 · 135 Comments

with finals and thesis deadlines coming up, stress levels among grad students at uc-berkeley have been running high (which means attention to the finer points of, say, apostrophe use, are running low). and now there’s a lunch thief on the loose!

sadly, says our submitter, the note’s multi-pronged approach (guilt, threats, helpful advice) seems to […]

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Tags: apostrophe abuse · berkeley · california · food · fridge · kitchen · preggers · stealing · the homeless · university · warning

shittiest secret admirer ever?

April 10th, 2008 · 147 Comments

“my roommate thinks I took her dry erase board when I was 40 miles away the week it was taken,” says an anonymous college student in tampa, florida. “she has been leaving me notes like this ALL YEAR.”
god help our poor submitter, but i’m nominating this crazy rainbow of a note for the passive-aggressive hall […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · crazypants · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · oh the irony · rainbow-colored · roommates · seriously WTF? · stealing · whiteboard

no, He uses vaseline

March 4th, 2008 · 179 Comments

myra spotted this note at the fine dining establishment known as tudor’s biscuit world in roanoke, virginia. (for the record, she says, don’t believe the hype — the biscuits aren’t all that great.) but if you’re looking for a place to bear witness…

related: there you go, bringing Him into it again

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Tags: guilt trip · jesus · stealing · virginia

hostile takeover

February 5th, 2008 · 73 Comments

a possibly prescient note from the offices of yahoo! u.k….

related: just in case you didn’t catch the sarcasm

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Tags: london · milk · office fridge · stealing · u.k. · underlining · yahoo

roommate fumes; unilever marketing execs rejoice

February 3rd, 2008 · 64 Comments

curse as much as you want, dude: you’re still bitching about body wash. (personally, that’s what i’d call a gamekiller.)

related: i swear this isn’t some sort of stealth viral marketing campaign

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Tags: beer · brooklyn · new york · stealing · whiteboard