sure, those luxury condos going up all over downtown austin might look pretty, but if you’re like, “dude, enough of this corporate bullshit!” our anonymous austin submitter says her building offers plenty of exciting local color you won’t find in those glass-and-steel towers. perks include: 1) the building’s property manager, a character known for his […]
Entries Tagged as 'austin'
just trying to “keep austin weird”
April 8th, 2008 · 130 Comments
Tags: CAPS LOCK · all clogged up · austin · landlord · toilet
the chav’s guide to sxsw
March 17th, 2008 · 114 Comments
while you were drunk-texting your latest eugene mirman sighting to all your pals, more industrious folk like bryan from minneapolis, betsy from l.a., and adele from montreal were documenting the champagne of comedic gold served up by the austin bartenders.
related: reporting not-exactly-live from sxsw
reporting not-exactly-live from sxsw
March 14th, 2008 · 81 Comments
before i pass out, i bring you a few of my favorite more-aggressive-than-passive notes from the music clubs of austin.
first, from the scoot inn…
more bouncer sass from (i think) beerland…
and lastly, from emo’s…
related: i used to be your biggest fan
the bark heard ‘cross the country
September 17th, 2007 · 195 Comments
so, our anonymous submitter had lived at her house in austin, texas for about two months when she went out of town for the weekend. for the two days while she was gone, she left her dog outside in the yard. three weeks later, her landlord – who lives at a completely different address — […]
Tags: austin · dogs · neighbors
containing as much or as many as is possible or normal
August 8th, 2007 · 50 Comments
in all fairness, says brandi in austin, “this note was written after our dishes became so caked with fungus that we had to buy new stuff. the smell was also REALLY bad.”
Tags: austin · dishes · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · internet citation · lOWERCASE l · obnoxious definition · shit · texas · underlining