our anonymous submitter from dallas works in the creative department of a large corporation that’s recently cut back on extras like holiday parties and cake and fruit. this scrooge-like misanthropy seems to have taken a toll on staff morale — even among the determined breed of office “fun fund” leaders.
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the thought that counts
December 10th, 2007 · 93 Comments
Tags: actions speak louder · dallas · email · holiday spirit · office
holy matrimony
December 4th, 2007 · 105 Comments
karolina in dallas says she typically tries to wait her husband out in situations like this one, but she almost always ends up caving — “particularly when mold is involved.”
Tags: dallas · dishes · mold · sig o
this shit is bananas
October 11th, 2007 · 94 Comments
our anonymous submitter dutifully passes along this company-wide farewell e-mail, but says: “i have no idea what’s he’s talking about. holla!” (i know, i know, he’s no jason.)
related: the farewell email to end all farewell emails
Tags: "helpful" advice · dallas · e-mail · farewell letter · office · spelling and grammar police
four approaches to ice cube maintenance
June 20th, 2007 · 27 Comments
exhibit a) from richmond, virginia: the pedantic approach
exhibit b) from minneapolis. minnesota: the conditional approach
exhibit c) from hartford, connecticut: the ALL for one and one for ALL approach
exhibit d) from dallas, texas: the federal government’s approach
(thanks to erik and kim for their submissions.)
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · connecticut · dallas · ellipses-crazed · ice · minnesota · office · virginia