“I live in a condominium building that is popular with the elderly,” writes our submitter from the Chicagoland area. Recently, he says, the building’s board of managers put copies of this note in everyone’s mailboxes and posted it in the lobby (so guests wouldn’t be spared the details, either.)
Adds our submitter: “I don’t know what’s [...]
Entries Tagged as 'that shit is disgusting'
And you thought college students were foul…
January 10th, 2010 · 70 Comments
Tags: CAPS LOCK · chicago · disturbingly detailed · old folks · shit · that shit is disgusting
’Bama bombs
January 7th, 2010 · 81 Comments
Tripp was visiting his friend’s dorm at the University of Alabama when he spotted this note from the floor’s RA posted on the door to the men’s bathroom.
Adds Tripp: “I’m with the person who added on to the note. A bunch of teenage boys probably aren’t going to be spending that much time hocking loogies [...]
Tags: alabama · shower · that shit is disgusting · university
Happy Boxing Day from Passive-Aggressive Notes!
December 26th, 2009 · 44 Comments
Now, if you wouldn’t mind taking a moment out of your busy schedule of sport and/or shopping to bestow a bit of charity on those you live with?
(Cheers to our submitter Victoria, her mates at Oxford, and their disgusting flatties.)
related: ceci n’est pas une note passif-agressif
Tags: meta · roommates · that shit is disgusting · u.k.
a new twist on the walk of shame
August 13th, 2009 · 125 Comments
Ah, college. While living in an all-female dorm might reduce some types of conflicts…
You also get…this. Explains Hannah in Pullman, Washington: “I live in an all-girls dorm, and guys aren’t allowed to use the bathrooms in the hall. The rule is they are supposed to be escorted out into the lobby…which is a apparently too [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · piss · roommates · sex sex sex · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · university
the bathroom-stall booger epidemic
August 11th, 2009 · 139 Comments
Who knew? Apparently, every office has at least one person with an insatiable need to spread the contents of their nose on the wall.
From Florida:
From Georgia:
From a hospital (!) in Washington, D.C.
And another hospital in Pennsylvania:
from utah:
From Montana:
From California:
from Minnesota:
from Texas:
from ohio:
And even in Denmark:
[Submitter Latrine's rough translation: won't you be kind and wipe your boogers [...]
Tags: bathroom · nose-picking · office · that shit is disgusting
Can you hear me now, biotch?
July 22nd, 2009 · 160 Comments
Our anonymous submitter — a college student in Michigan — “borrowed” this note under the pretense of reading it to empathize with the recipient. “While the note itself is straight up aggressive,” she says, “I do know that it has followed months of passive-aggressiveness.” And most of these complaints, she says, are totally legit. “I’ve [...]
Tags: hygiene · michigan · noise · roommates · that shit is disgusting · university
filthy, and very nasty
April 21st, 2009 · 169 Comments
Writes Tim in Berkeley: “Although this note is over 17 years old, I think it’s still worth submitting, at the very least as an example of notes from a bygone era. I received this note from the apartment manager when I was a senior at Rice University, living in an off-campus apartment. Admittedly, I wasn’t [...]
Tags: cleaning · houston · landlord · texas · that shit is disgusting · university
your new best friend
April 8th, 2009 · 375 Comments
this is why the “seething and waiting” strategy will never get through to a messy roommate. (they are oblivious to your blind rage!)
to wit: laura lives in a four-person suite at boston college, where she says one of her suitemates, christin, is “a notorious neat freak.” what that meant was that christin and her roommate, [...]
Tags: TLDR · bathroom · boston · cleaning · martyr complex · roommates · that shit is disgusting · that's disrespectful · university
The most disgusting thing
October 30th, 2008 · 122 Comments
Says filly in New York: “I think it’s safe the assume the writer is neither a) an English major or b) a feminist.”
related: more from the frontlines of post-post feminism
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · exclamation-point happy! · hygiene · new york · office · spelling and grammar police · that shit is disgusting · toilet · university
maybe you should switch to body wash?
March 31st, 2008 · 90 Comments
at least that would make the roommate situation a little less hairy…
related: losing lisa
Tags: hair · hygiene · roommates · san diego · shower · that shit is disgusting
if you needed an excuse to skip the gym today
March 28th, 2008 · 101 Comments
well, our anonymous contributor in pompano beach, florida has one for you.
he explains: “i keep a gym membership just so that i can feel good about my financial commitment to my health — not so much for the actual health benefits per se. i hadn’t been to the gym in at least two months when [...]
Tags: actually totally reasonable · florida · gym · shit · shower · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary
It always comes down to the toilet paper.
January 16th, 2008 · 69 Comments
Our anonymous submitter received this note after playing host to his friend’s band. In his defense, he says, “the house was not messy.” and, besides, “I never leave him notes when I do normal household chores like emptying the dishwasher and taking the trash out.”
Adds our submitter: “Oh, and he can’t count — it was [...]
Tags: band · bathroom · paper product fairy · roommates · that shit is disgusting
then we came to the end
January 15th, 2008 · 92 Comments
it was a “killer busy” week at the office, so gord in ontario admits that he and his coworkers left the place in a certain state of disarray. (such is the wont of “creative professionals.”) unfortunately, the boss chose that weekend to pop in to give some people an impromptu tour. on monday, these adorable [...]
Tags: CAPS LOCK · blitzkrieg approach · canada · casual sexism · office · ontario · politics · that shit is disgusting
When nature calls
January 2nd, 2008 · 125 Comments
I thought it was pretty crazy when Jessie sent in this sign from a thrift store in Wilmington, North Carolina a few months years back…
Then Ashley sent in this eerily similar note from a thrift store in Barnegat, New Jersey. “The first time I noticed it, there was only one note,” Ashley says. “Weeks later, [...]
Tags: jersey · kansas · louisiana · north carolina · piss · retail hell · shit · tennessee · that shit is disgusting · wilmington · wtf?
These walls are NOT soundproof.
December 18th, 2007 · 136 Comments
Jared says this sign was posted in both the men’s and women’s restrooms at his office in Salt Lake city, Utah. “It seems that someone does not like hearing people ‘pushing,’” he says.
related: Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?
Tags: CAPS LOCK · bathroom · eww · excessive underlining · noise · office · privacy · salt lake city · that shit is disgusting
the jake issues
November 5th, 2007 · 184 Comments
says our anonymous contributor from los angeles: “this is page three (!) of a three-page letter of complaints from my wife’s (ex) office manager to the heads of the company.” apparently one of her coworkers, jake, merited his own page. (no word on how this went over with the bosses.)
click to enlarge!
Tags: bullet points · flatulence · food · los angeles · loud talker · noise · that shit is disgusting
Come get some
October 26th, 2007 · 148 Comments
Lisa in Berkeley says she was doing laundry in her dorm building when someone pointed out this amazing note to her. “According to that person, who knew the note-poster through a friend, ‘The towels were actually nice. They were from Kohl’s or something.’”
Lisa says the note has since been taken down. “I guess either an [...]
Tags: TMI · berkeley · california · comic sans alert · comma diarrhea · die bitch die · laundry · not-so-veiled threats · spelling and grammar police · stealing · that shit is disgusting · towels · university
Losing Lisa
October 3rd, 2007 · 156 Comments
Gina from Santa Cruz lives in a dorm where ten girls share one bathroom. Says gina, “I love saga notes, and feel we need some more of them, so I figured this collection would certainly do the trick.” Indeed, Gina, indeed! The progression here from pleasantries and smileys to — well, you’ll see — is [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · all clogged up · bathroom · die bitch die · eww · excessive underlining · internet citation · it's science! · mean girls · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · note wars · rebuttals · saga · santa cruz · shower · smiley · that shit is disgusting · that's unsanitary · university
Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?
September 20th, 2007 · 335 Comments
Mona in Los Angeles brings us this pair of notes from her high-rise Century City office building. Says Mona, “Apparently my co-worker saw the panties at issue. My question is…who leaves their panties in the bathroom at work? Who does that?”
My question: Why are we letting Paris and Britney off the hook? If they actually [...]
Tags: "helpful" advice · CAPS LOCK · attire · bathroom · bodily fluids · cleaning · danger · excessive underlining · group bitchfest · hygiene · los angeles · office · that shit is disgusting
I think it’s going to be a long long time
August 20th, 2007 · 198 Comments
Today’s tasteless gross-out is brought to us by Christina in Irvine, California. (My apologies in advance.)
Tags: all clogged up · bathroom · california · fuck fuckity fuck fuck · group bitchfest · irvine · shower · that shit is disgusting · university
I can’t stand this shit anymore.
July 25th, 2007 · 49 Comments
Semarr prefaces this submission by saying: “I realize it’s not particularly *passive* aggressive, but in context it became so.” She explains:
“There were eight people living in the house. One of them collected shelter cats and kept them in the basement. I found this note when I had come home from work very late at night. [...]
Tags: cats · excessive underlining · jersey · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · roommates · shit · that shit is disgusting · whiteboard
Do the rest of us a favor
June 19th, 2007 · 89 Comments
Looks like both the Mad Bomber and Richard G. Sells have West-coast counterparts:
Grossed out? Yeah, me too. Blame Gregory in Los Angeles for documenting this one (!!!)
related: The Mad Bomber, Act 1: “Sorry about the language”
Tags: CAPS LOCK · die bitch die · ellipses-crazed · excessive underlining · exclamation-point happy! · group bitchfest · los angeles · more aggressive than passive · office · piss · shit · that shit is disgusting · toilet

