PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » the lawn http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 Sheena is a paintballer http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/09/sheena-is-a-paintballer/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/09/sheena-is-a-paintballer/#comments Thu, 10 Jul 2008 00:03:47 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9293 Where do you suppose this “anomous” Tampa, Florida resident stands on the whole nature-vs.-nurture debate?

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Crappy parents > Bozo kids

related: your to lazy

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/07/09/sheena-is-a-paintballer/feed/ 181 But He took the wheel http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/27/but-he-took-the-wheel/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/27/but-he-took-the-wheel/#comments Thu, 27 Sep 2007 06:23:23 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/09/27/but-he-took-the-wheel/ Summer from Decatur, Georgia says she found this note “left on a car piously parked while attempting to attend mass on vacation” in Galveston, Texas.

Dear fellow Christian, The lawns of homeowners on this street are not public parking. Please

Stealing Hot Pockets is apparently not the only thing that Jesus wouldn’t do.

Where Would Jesus Park?

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JESUS MIGHT LOVE YOU BUY YOUR REAR TYRES ARE BALD!!

related: There you go, bringing Him into it again

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