Entries Tagged as 'TLDR'

the minor gall, the major rift

March 11th, 2008 · 102 Comments

to quote chris anderson responding to milton friedman: “a free lunch doesn’t necessarily mean the food is being given away or that you’ll pay for it later — it could just mean someone else is picking up the tab.” indeed, craig in new york offers this example of the negative externalities that […]

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Tags: TLDR · a little patronizing · beverages · gloriously redundant · highlighter · new york · p.s. · spelling and grammar police · underlining

your to lazy

October 15th, 2007 · 167 Comments

those troublemakers requesting more crazy apartment notes can thank our anonymous submitter, a GM at a property management firm in springfield, missouri for today’s masterpiece. “one of our resident managers delivered this letter to 115 units at her property, then e-mailed me a copy because she was REALLY proud of it,” our submitter writes. “i […]

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Tags: TLDR · cleaning · dogs · exclamation-point happy! · garbage · irregular capitalization · itemized list · landlord · missouri · more like crazy · music · noise · not-so-veiled threats · parents & kids · parking · rhetorical question · roaches · smoking · spelling and grammar police · vandalism

this aggression will not stand, man

September 22nd, 2007 · 158 Comments

as a little weekend bonus, i bring you this post from the smith daily jolt’s alumnae forum. yes, it’s long.

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Tags: TLDR · bathroom · garbage · just an asshole · martyr complex · money · not wrong · organic food · posted online · rebuttals · roommates · significant other · smoking · that's a fire hazard · the carpet