painfully polite and hilariously hostile writings from shared spaces the world over
- "i actually think that the next time it is caught, it will come home with a tag that says, "I REALLY MEAN IT THIS TIME, NEXT TIME IT WON'T BE BACK! SERIOUSLY! I'M SERIOUS"... these people seem like they're all talk."
- Is this chicken, what just hit me in the head, or is this fish? (60)
- wurdnurd: The flying can of tuna would only be mysterious if it were actually flying. While it indeed was traveling...
- I just hope this driver doesn’t have any tattoos (81)
- wurdnurd: After I pass him I’m gonna flick a booger on his winshield.
- St. Patrick…the patron saint of Irish-Catholic guilt? (49)
- Is this chicken, what just hit me in the head, or is this fish? (60)
- Losing Lisa
- Crazy is right
- Office anthropomorphism
- It takes a "genius" to come up with a potluck theme like this one
- Your to lazy
- Down and dirty down under (dear)
- Dearest roommate
- Do the rest of us a favor
- Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?
- It must have been a pretty big bite
- Shittiest secret admirer ever?
- This is why your server is cranky
- Clip art crimes
- Oh, shit!
- So much for turning the other cheek
- Untitled (broken glass)
- News you can use
- Sheena is a paintballer
Kerry's favorites
- Be informed, Homeland Security will be
- Cloudy with a chance of hate mail
- Deny a man his web comics? How dare you.
- Five reasons to be glad you're not a plumber
- I before e except after c ftw
- I'm sincerely, disappointed in Pam Beesly
- Look, Tooth Fairy, here's the deal.
- Love is a mixed-signals tape
- Not-a-Match.com
- On jamming
- P.S. Text me at work if you want to talk!!
- The Powerseller of Pompano Beach
- This is not a party, only a reminder to not forget…again.
- Top five musical crimes perpetuated by record store customers
- Waiting for the Rapture (and/or a thank you note)
- What say you, Emily Post?
- What would Jesus do for a Klondike bar?
- Which one of these is not like the other?
- WoW, indeed.
- WiFi for Passive-Aggressives
- (Don't Fear) The Creeper
- Popcorn Thursday
- Bulgarian Fat Police
- Thank you Terry!
- The Mad Bomber
- The Nibbler
- The Unitard
- "F*cking delicious"
- Rocket pubes
- Thx Sandra
- Oxford Drama
- Daves 4 life!!!
- Carnivores: keep being awesome!
- Your mother doesn't work here (or here, or here)
- Jason's farewell e-mail
- Hot Pockets
- Unattended children will be shot
- Funniest notes of 2009
- The first post
- Take me to a random post!
Blogroll
- Ask a Urinal
- Awkward Family Photos
- Best of Craigslist (Rants & Raves)
- Cake Wrecks
- Date Wrecks
- Don't Even Reply
- FFFFOUND!
- Found Magazine
- Hipster Puppies
- It's Lovely! I'll Take It!
- Let Me Google That For You
- Morons with Signs
- My Dad is a FOB
- My Very Worst Date
- Not Always Right
- Post Secret
- Postcards from Yo Momma
- Promtacular
- Radiolab
- Regretsy
- Sexy People
- STFU, Parents
- The “Blog” of “Unnecessary” Quotation Marks
- The Awl
- This American Life
- You Suck at Craigslist
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