PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » towels http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 All your baristas are belong to us http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/06/17/all-your-baristas-are-belong-to-us/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/06/17/all-your-baristas-are-belong-to-us/#comments Tue, 17 Jun 2008 22:55:21 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/?p=9273 Spotted by Weston in the back room of a Dallas Starbucks…the coffee chain’s recipe for the “keep-our-employees-locked-in-petty-arguments-so-they-won’t-unionize-accino”!

(Add one pump “disgruntled English Lit Ph.d.s” + one pump “functional illiterates”; shake well.)

Please do not put towels in unless they are ring out 1st thanks

related: An extra bold request

extra credit: Starbucks gossip

]]> http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2008/06/17/all-your-baristas-are-belong-to-us/feed/ 160 Come get some http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/26/come-get-some/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/26/come-get-some/#comments Fri, 26 Oct 2007 14:23:08 +0000 Kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/10/26/come-get-some/ Lisa in Berkeley says she was doing laundry in her dorm building when someone pointed out this amazing note to her. “According to that person, who knew the note-poster through a friend, ‘The towels were actually nice. They were from Kohl’s or something.’”

I just want whoever stole my fucking towels last night, btwn the hours of 3 and 8 am, to know that u deserve to die for that shit, its [sic] trifling, and disgusting. I wiped btwn my legs with those towels! U are nasty. Please know that if either I or my roommate notice our towels in your load one day, and [sic] ass kicking will surely follow. 4th floor Slottman residents, come get some.

Lisa says the note has since been taken down. “I guess either an RA got to it, or someone got a beating.”

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