Entries Tagged as 'underlining'

try not to bite the hand that the dog bites

May 12th, 2008 · 67 Comments

while paying his old office a weekend visit, jimsu from katy, texas didn’t catch the original note (or, perhaps, conversation) that precipitated this huffy screed from the mailman…

…but he did spot the follow-up from the office smartass.

related: this is why your postal worker is disgruntled

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Tags: "customer service" · office · oh snap · texas · underlining · you be the judge

and the even higher risk of your ass growing too large for you to safely dislodge your head

April 7th, 2008 · 53 Comments

originally unearthed from outside the hallowed conde nast cafeteria in july, 2001, this digital-age relic provides a quaint look back at those halcyon days among the new york media elite — back when gawker was still just a glint in nick denton’s eye, young anna wintour acolytes were still stuck in the induction phase of […]

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Tags: "customer service" · "too inside fucking baseball" · food · new york · not-so-veiled threats · office · underlining

notes white people leave

April 3rd, 2008 · 194 Comments

omg, ramekin drama! (from san francisco, natch…)
(click to enlarge!)

related: #54 kitchen gadgets [stuffwhitepeoplelike.wordpress.org]

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Tags: meta · moving/not moving · san francisco · underlining

the minor gall, the major rift

March 11th, 2008 · 103 Comments

to quote chris anderson responding to milton friedman: “a free lunch doesn’t necessarily mean the food is being given away or that you’ll pay for it later — it could just mean someone else is picking up the tab.” indeed, craig in new york offers this example of the negative externalities that […]

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Tags: TLDR · a little patronizing · beverages · gloriously redundant · highlighter · new york · p.s. · spelling and grammar police · underlining

infinite note project

February 15th, 2008 · 87 Comments

faydra in gainesville, florida lives in an apartment complex she describes as “a step above dorm living” — 85 girls total, all of them coming and going at all hours. faydra’s next door neighbors kicked things off (with the most frightening clip art extravaganza ever) and things devolved from there. in chronological order:

related: a fancy […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · clip art catastrophe · exclamation-point happy! · florida · neighbors · noise · rebuttals · smiley · underlining