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That’s MBA-speak for “machine’s broken”

November 7th, 2015 · 39 Comments

Hmm, looks like someone on the second floor could use a Snickers.

That's MBA-speak for "machine's broken"

related: Raging against the (vending) machine

Tags: Madison · office · vending machine drama

Is one of the Ashley Madison hackers living under your own roof?

August 27th, 2015 · 50 Comments

A mother in Bellevue, Nebraska found these notes in her “drawer of fun.” (Looks like somebody wants a new little brother or sister!)

Don't you dare use these otherwise I will go public on you. My siblings know already

related: You should probably delete your search history…

Tags: kids · Nebraska · not-so-veiled threats · sex sex sex

Sorry, I’m not an expert in con(ifer) law

August 25th, 2015 · 53 Comments

Since spotting this sign in her Seattle neighborhood, Bethany has been trying to imagine what sort of “legal issues” these pine trees could have created. Any ideas?

Sorry, I am not an expect in con(ifer) law

related: Grow some thicker bark

Tags: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · neighbors · Seattle

Anonymous collaborative “problem-solving”

August 5th, 2015 · 20 Comments

Writes our submitter in Seattle: “One of the refrigerators in the workplace kitchen was smelling a bit foul. A tragedy of the commons situation turns comical…and, apparently, passive-aggressive.”

Anonymous collaborative "problem-solving"

related: The stars of the office petri dish

Tags: office fridge · Seattle

…and don’t let the door hit you on your way out!

June 25th, 2015 · 103 Comments

Writes out submitter, Erica: “I work in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, in a building comprised of a variety of offices and studios (fashion brands, art galleries, recording studios, artists, etc.) I find this note exceptionally funny, because in the three years I’ve worked in this building I’ve experienced the exact same rude, pompous behavior.”

...and don't let the door hit you on your way out!

related: Were you raised by wolves?


Tags: etiquette · New York · office

This little junk mail punk

June 20th, 2015 · 55 Comments

My first thought after reading this note: “Hmm, I’m not sure what being a “wannabe hipster” has to do with not picking up your mail.”

Then I read our submitter’s (unapologetic) explanation: “My neighbor left this taped to the mailbox in the lobby due to my tendency to leave coupons that are mailed to me on a small table under our mailboxes.”  The connection: Both can be really fucking obnoxious!

Dear hipster wannabe in apt 5, The lobby is not your personal trash can. Be responsible and throw your junk mail your own trash can. Do you realize that someone has to clean up after you, each and every time you decide to be lazy? Be a responsible adult and clean up after yourself. If you'd like to talk about this more, I'm in apt 3, and I'd love to have a 'sit down' with you. Please stop being inconsiderate and pick up ALL your mail. Thank you. Zach, Apt. 3

related: This is why people hate millennials.

Tags: actually totally reasonable · going postal · grow up · Illinois · neighbors

It’s opposite day in Cincinnati!

May 26th, 2015 · 85 Comments

Chris in Cincinnati says this came in the mail with no return address.

The butterfly sticker is a nice touch, no?

Isn't it nice the Garbage men come and take you'r [sic] garbage away, then leave you with the EMPTY cans so that you may put them away.

related: Welcome to the neighborhood. You’re totally screwing it up.


Tags: Cincinnati · garbage · neighbors · unnecessary "quotation marks"

Dear Booger-Flicker

May 6th, 2015 · 49 Comments

The epidemic continues!

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE STOP FLICKING YOUR BOOGERS ON THE WALL. Sincerely, Everyone that has to look at those nasty things

related: It’s called “performance art”

Tags: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting

Playing chicken

March 23rd, 2015 · 76 Comments

So, this is what happens in Jacksonville, Florida when one neighbor accuses another of harboring illegal backyard fowl:


inappropriate hashtag

related: Cock fight!

extra credit: On the backyard chicken trend []

Tags: #inappropriatehashtag · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Jacksonville · Oops?

Parking spots in Boston? It’s snow joking matter.

February 24th, 2015 · 153 Comments

This year, one Boston neighborhood tried to ban the time-honored practice of using space-savers to reserve a parking spot after shoveling it. But old habits die hard…and somewhat violently.

When it comes to space-saving, says our submitter from Boston, “I get it. I respect it!” But after two of her own “space savers” were stolen, she figured the rules were off. One night, she says, “As I was looking for open parking , I pulled into an unclaimed space, thinking, what luck! No chair in sight!” Too good to be true, it turns out. When she returned to her car, she found this. (Thoughtfully kept dry in a plastic bag, I assume.)

You must be new to Boston or just a complete cock sucker because a chair in the space means I worked my ass off shoveling for hours. You're lucky I'm nice, most people would key your car.

Meanwhile, elsewhere in Boston…

related: Shoveling and sniveling

extra credit: The social ethics of parking spot savers []

Tags: Boston · parking · snow