An eye for an eye, I understand. But a flower for joint inflammation?
(Thanks to Sandra in Los Angeles for submitting!)
related: No, He uses Vaseline.
Entries Tagged as 'Los Angeles'
Hellfire & arthritis
April 21st, 2013 · 45 Comments
Tags: flowers, trees, houseplants & gardens · God · Los Angeles · stealing
Gee, thanks for the advice.
February 20th, 2013 · 66 Comments
Steve in Los Angeles says his dog has been having some separation anxiety, typically crying for about 30 minutes to an hour after Steve leaves for work. He recently found this oh-so-helpful advice taped to his front door. (His response: “WTF?!”)
Steve, just to put things in perspective, you might want to take a look at the Chicago approach:
related: My bite is work than your bark
Tags: "helpful" advice · Chicago · dogs · Los Angeles · neighbors · noise · warning
How’s that for a group effort?
January 25th, 2013 · 57 Comments
Erin in Los Angeles says it all started with a simple “No staples, please.” Then the whole office got involved.
related: Death by a Thousand Puns
Tags: clip art catastrophe · Los Angeles · most popular notes of 2013 · note wars · office · smartass
The Craft Services DTs
January 16th, 2013 · 47 Comments
Our anonymous submitter in L.A. says this opus was posted at the kitchen of a production company working on a network television show…where at least two people seem to have too much time on their hands.
related: Dear Desperate for Salad
Tags: cleaning · kitchen · Los Angeles · TL;DR
Welcome to Los Angeles
June 28th, 2012 · 52 Comments
Writes Lesley in Los Angeles: “My friend owns a store in Downtown L.A., and he constantly gets people (mostly tourists) coming in to ask him where they can find a public restroom. I guess he finally got fed up.”
related: The town recommends you hold it.
Tags: Los Angeles · most popular notes of 2012 · retail hell · toilet · tourists
The rubbish is restless
June 24th, 2012 · 31 Comments
Several months from now, I’m guessing this exhibit will still be open for viewing under Mark’s desk in Los Angeles.
related: Toy Story meets The Office
Tags: anthropomorphism · blitzkrieg approach · garbage · Los Angeles · office
Or…how about no signs at all?
May 31st, 2012 · 37 Comments
Scoffs our submitter in Los Angeles: “Because as a healthy, functioning, adult, you really need to be reminded that you’re a good person for cleaning up after yourself.”
related: Three never-ending office arguments
Tags: Los Angeles · microwave · office · rebuttals
I judge you as fat
May 21st, 2012 · 219 Comments
Eerac and I met up in Barcelona last week, where we climbed lots and lots of stairs. The one time we didn’t, of course, the Metro station totally called us out.
Eric and I are still climbing stairs (now in Poland and Portugal, respectively), where we haven’t yet seen any similar signs. Back in the States, however, Christine in L.A. spotted this rather harsh version in the elevator of a 7-story university residence hall.
related: Buffalo, please use the elevator
Tags: elevator · hey fatty · Los Angeles · most popular notes of 2012 · way harsh
Well, Randy Newman? Let’s hear you write an Oscar-winning song about a dirty sponge.
March 1st, 2011 · 40 Comments
Kate in Los Angeles likened this office post-it pile-on to “the Toy Story of the office kitchen — when you’re away, all of the inanimate objects start talking.”
So…Dreamworks, Pixar — let’s talk options, shall we? (“It’s Toy Story meets The Office — a guaranteed hit in all four quadrants!)
related: The paper towels want a voice in where they live, okay?
Tags: anthropomorphism · Los Angeles · most popular notes of 2011 · saga · smartass · sponges
