The epidemic continues!
related: It’s called “performance art”
Entries Tagged as 'Florida'
Dear Booger-Flicker
May 6th, 2015 · 49 Comments
Tags: bathroom · Florida · nose-picking · that's disgusting
Playing chicken
March 23rd, 2015 · 76 Comments
So, this is what happens in Jacksonville, Florida when one neighbor accuses another of harboring illegal backyard fowl:
related: Cock fight!
extra credit: On the backyard chicken trend [npr.org]
Tags: #inappropriatehashtag · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Jacksonville · Oops?
Yours Truly, The Skid Marker
February 3rd, 2015 · 150 Comments
Our submitter says this note (and the accompanying response) was posted in the ladies restroom of a busy medical complex in Florida.
related: POEP!
Tags: Florida · office · rebuttals · shit · toilet
Sinners in the hands of an angry American
January 29th, 2015 · 76 Comments
Amanda in Florida works near a lovely bridge where, she says, “you are almost assured to see manatees at every visit.” On one side of this bridge is “a very beautiful home”…and now this very disturbing sign.
related: The right to bear fruit
Tags: die bitch die · Florida · not-so-veiled threats · public shaming · you're like so going to hell
But what does the fox say?
July 8th, 2014 · 98 Comments
Writes Kate in Pensacola, Florida: “There’s a new subdivision going up near me, and the farmer next door is NOT happy about it.”
(And then, of course, there’s the city version…)
related: Oh, the rancher and the McMansioner should be friends
Tags: Florida · horses, cows, & chickens · sex sex sex
A Snowball’s chance
November 20th, 2013 · 205 Comments
Our unapologetic submitter, Patrick from Orlando, Florida, says he’s always been more of a dog person. One day, he says, “I got fed up with the perpetual harassment of this neighborhood cat: getting into my trash, jumping onto my car, and might have even given me ringworm once.” His response?
Adds Patrick: “Crazy cat ladies must have some sort of sixth sense because I had an angry visitor at my front door within 15 minutes. To this day, Snowball still roams free.”
related: The story of STUPID CAT
extra credit: Call for Cat Curfew [thecourier.com.au]
Tags: cats · neighbors · Orlando
Drag Queen Problems
September 22nd, 2013 · 47 Comments
Spotted backstage at a resort in St. Petersburg, Florida — drama!
![ALL DRAG QUEENS: ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBS AS A QUEEN IS LIPSYNCHING!!!!!! WE HAVE RECEIVED MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT PERFORMERS NOT KNOWING THEIR WORD. THEREFORE WE WILL BE WATCHING VERY CLOSELY WEATHER [SIC] YOU KNOW YOUR WORDS OR NOT!!!! WATERMELON, WATERMELON, MOTHER FUCKER, WATERMELON WILL NOT WORK ANYMORE. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR WORDS YOU WILL NOT BE PAID FOR THAT NUMBER!!!! THATS ALL QUEEN.............](http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6142/6202334895_96732d2efe_o.jpg "ALL DRAG QUEENS: ONE OF THE MOST IMPORTANT JOBS AS A QUEEN IS LIPSYNCHING!!!!!! WE HAVE RECEIVED MANY COMPLAINTS ABOUT PERFORMERS NOT KNOWING THEIR WORD. THEREFORE WE WILL BE WATCHING VERY CLOSELY WEATHER [SIC] YOU KNOW YOUR WORDS OR NOT!!!! WATERMELON, WATERMELON, MOTHER FUCKER, WATERMELON WILL NOT WORK ANYMORE. IF YOU DO NOT KNOW YOUR WORDS YOU WILL NOT BE PAID FOR THAT NUMBER!!!! THATS ALL QUEEN.............")
Or, as RuPaul put it:
related: Stripper Problems
Tags: bold-underlined-caps · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy!!!! · Florida · most popular notes of 2013 · spelling and grammar police
Dear toilet fairies: You totally suck at poetry.
September 5th, 2013 · 66 Comments
Katie says this was propped up in the ladies room at a senior citizen apartment building in Florida. Adds Katie: “I don’t care that they think the floor is dirtier, I’m not touching the floor either!”
related: Hover & Flow(chart); The Rhyme That Must Be Flushed
Tags: clip art catastrophe · Florida · old folks · pure poetry · toilet
Raging against the (vending) machine
August 28th, 2013 · 19 Comments
Writes Katy in Tampa: “The vending machines in my office are old, and they eat someone’s money at least once a week. The vending machine guy told us to put a sticky on the machine saying how much money you lost and he’ll refund it when he comes to fill the machine. Apparently the machine was hungry this week.”
So, that was two weeks ago. Katy just wrote again with a follow-up: “Since the vending machine company has ignored our pleas to fix the machine, the notes just keep on coming.”
related: The Candyman Can’t
Tags: money · office · smartass · Tampa · vending machine drama
Toilet: Not a Redneck Washing Machine
August 20th, 2013 · 41 Comments
Keith passed along this gem from his friend Ben, a professional musician, who spotted this on the wall of a restroom at a Central Florida club. (Another one for the “How many times did this have to happen before they made a sign about it?” files.)
related: Hey you, you dumb redneck
Tags: bathroom · Florida · so this is a thing? · that's disgusting · that's trashy · toilet · WTF?
