Grandmas: they can kiss you on the cheek while punching you in the gut, and you’ll still write a thank-you note…or wish you had. BECAUSE OTHERWISE YOU WOULDN’T BE HERE.
![[Grandma]: I have 7 Grandkids -- 3 grandkid-in-laws -- 5 great-grandkids -- THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL OF THE ABOVE -- I just wanted to remind you that I am the mother of your mother. Without your mother YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. I want you to know that I am NOT keeping track, but Christy [redacted] is the only one who remembered me on Mother's Day. Our will is being adjusted as I speak. Lots of Love...Nan](http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2305/5710963077_895e2af715_o.jpg "[Grandma]: I have 7 Grandkids -- 3 grandkid-in-laws -- 5 great-grandkids -- THIS IS A MESSAGE TO ALL OF THE ABOVE -- I just wanted to remind you that I am the mother of your mother. Without your mother YOU WOULDN'T BE HERE. I want you to know that I am NOT keeping track, but Christy [redacted] is the only one who remembered me on Mother's Day. Our will is being adjusted as I speak. Lots of Love...Nan")
related: But…but…I didn’t forget!
P.S. By the way, Grandma Cookie, I did call you at Palm Garden on Mother’s Day — three times — but you didn’t answer. But, um, Happy Mother’s Day?
Tags: CAPS LOCK · Facebook · family · Grandma · guilt trip · Idaho · just a friendly reminder · Mother's Day · not-so-veiled threats · signed with love
Chad and Cassie might want to be careful what they wish for…lest someone be tempted to “return” something they didn’t actually borrow first.
![If you go as far as even touching my shit, I'll fucking kill you. [heart], Cassie PS - Thanks in advance for returning the shit you took, you ball of shit](http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4118/4954914568_df9c132270.jpg "If you go as far as even touching my shit, I'll fucking kill you. [heart], Cassie PS - Thanks in advance for returning the shit you took, you ball of shit")
(Thanks to Travis in Austin and anonymous in Boise for submitting.)
Tags: Austin · heart · Idaho · p.s. · shit · touching
Writes Halley in Idaho: “Yeahhh, that’s my mom and my grandpa right there. (This is what happens when old people join Facebook.)”
related: busted by facebook
extra credit: facebook embroidery
Tags: birthday · Facebook · Idaho · Moms & Dads · most popular notes of 2009 · old folks
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