funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people

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• A rare opportunity to use the words "Eiffel" and "awful" in the same sentence wasted.

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  • Presenting the new Mercedes-Benz No-Class (78)
    • Beatus Mongous: Just as The Elf said, I prefer *alive* over *right*. Most of my roads have a bike lane or a wide...
  • For heaven’s sake, Steve (20)
    • Beatus Mongous: Or, perhaps it should be like this: “Stop spitting on the windows. -Steve.”
    • Beatus Mongous: Makin’ copies…
    • Jami: After being fired from his old job, Clippy legally changed his stage name to Steve. Unable to find new work due...
  • Keeping Portland Weird (47)
    • The Elf: Lil’ said it was in the dryer. So, the laundry isn’t wet, it’s just there taking up space....
   
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