Entries Tagged as 'United States'
September 29th, 2014 · 35 Comments
Alice in Columbus, Ohio noticed this note taped to the door of a neighboring apartment. “I guess the tenants must have taken over a place that had formerly housed drug dealers and they were fed up with people coming by looking for drugs,” she says. “The note begins amiably enough — ‘Take shoes off at door’ — then takes quite a turn with its devastating conclusion.
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Tags: Columbus · drugs · not-so-veiled threats · Oops?
September 26th, 2014 · 26 Comments
Out submitter in Chicago notes that, remarkably enough, within a day or so of this note being posted (or rather, secured with packing tape to the floor), the oh-so-pretty doormat magically reappeared!
(I’d like to imagine that this was the stolen doormat in question.)
related: Wrath mat
extra credit: How to keep a doormat from being stolen [metafilter.com]
Tags: Chicago · neighbors · stealing
September 24th, 2014 · 29 Comments
Suzanne’s office in Chicago is filled with lots of so-called “creatives” — you know, the types who are too busy working on BIG IDEAS to deal with the banalities of, say, dirty dishes. Finally, someone decided it would take a real heavyweight to draw some attention to the problem.
related: Right/wrong justified
Tags: Chicago · kitchen · office
September 21st, 2014 · 92 Comments
Sue in Northbrook, Illinois says that some 10 months after tricking her 6-year-old daughter with Jimmy Kimmel’s “I told my kids I ate all their Halloween candy” challenge, little Mia remembered the prank and, with a renewed sense of outrage, stormed off to express her anger in note form.
Mia’s mom notes that she’s normally referred to as “Mommy” by her daughter (and by her friends as “Sue”), so she knew she was in trouble when she saw this missive addressed to “Susan.”
related: The Parent Tax
Tags: candy · Chicago · Halloween · kids · Mother-daughter notes
September 15th, 2014 · 26 Comments
Glen found this magnificent notice attached to a lamppost on 4th & Jackson in San Jose.
related: I hope you step on a Lego!
Tags: bicycle · God · San Jose · spelling and grammar police
September 11th, 2014 · 41 Comments
Zee spotted this warning in the basement parking garage of her small senior citizens‘ building in Indiana, where, she says, “a few of the residents prefer posting anonymous notes to dealing with their issues directly.”
…and other residents, not so much.
related: That means you, young man in the blue Subaru!!
Tags: driving · Indiana · old folks · rebuttals · you know who you are
Abby spotted this dubious bit of dietary advice at her local supermarket in Catonsville, Maryland.
Adds Abby: “Maybe whoever wrote this should spend all the free time they have (obviously a lot) researching the nutritional value of eggs (protein) vs. fruit (carbs).”
related: The anti-milk militia
Tags: food · Maryland · unsolicited feedback
Scott in Cincinnati says this is merely the latest notice he’s seen posted at his father-in-law’s cab company.
related: I’m detecting a foul odor coming from your general direction.
Tags: Cincinnati · hygiene · odor
Our submitter says this note was posted in a Princeton University restroom by his coworker, who had become “completely obsessed with finding out who didn’t flush the urinal after using it.” After posting the note, he began to discreetly check the urinal every time he saw someone leave the restroom.
“Eventually he identified the culprit, and that individual was appropriately shunned,” says our submitter. “At least he kept his oath to God!”
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Tags: college life · New Jersey · office · reverse psychology · toilet
Danielle in Baltimore says copies of this notice were posted on electrical poles, fences, and doors all around her apartment complex.
related: I’m a cat. It’s okay for me to be outside. (OR IS IT?!)
Tags: Baltimore · cats · clip art catastrophe · neighbors