Entries Tagged as 'Utah'

To be young

February 14th, 2008 · 58 Comments

Happy Valentine’s Day, kids!

Gavyn is a heart braker [sic] don't like him

(Thanks to Ron in West Jordan, Utah, who found this note taped to his front door.)

related: wake me up? wham!

Tags: kids · spelling and grammar police · spurned lover · Utah

Think ya used enough dynamite there, Butch?

January 23rd, 2008 · 68 Comments

But…but…it’s cold out and you’re so close to all the really good gifting suites! Perhaps a Swarovski-crystal-encrusted-organic-sea-kelp loofah would change your mind?

SUNDANCE A-HOLES DO NOT BLOCK THIS DRIVE

(Thanks to Dan M. in Park City, Utah for snapping the photo.)

related: But He took the wheel

Tags: Park City · parking · Utah

These walls are NOT soundproof.

December 18th, 2007 · 135 Comments

Jared says this sign was posted in both the men’s and women’s restrooms at his office in Salt Lake City, Utah. “It seems that someone does not like hearing people ‘pushing,’” he says.

PLEASE BE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS! Conversations and bodily function noises can be heard by others outside this room. THESE WALLS ARE NOT SOUNDPROOF.

related: Are you there, Margaret? God, could you be any more disgusting?


Tags: bathroom · CAPS LOCK · eww · excessive underlining · noise · office · privacy · Salt Lake City · that shit is disgusting

 
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