PassiveAggressiveNotes.com » Reston http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com funny (if not necessarily "passive-aggressive") notes from pissed-off people Wed, 08 Feb 2012 19:51:33 +0000 en hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.3.1 It’s not funny, it’s my sandwich http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/05/its-not-funny-its-my-sandwich/ http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/05/its-not-funny-its-my-sandwich/#comments Wed, 05 Dec 2007 22:11:42 +0000 kerry http://www.passiveaggressivenotes.com/2007/12/05/its-not-funny-its-my-sandwich/ Joe in Northern Virginia has amassed a pretty divine collection of office fridge notes over the years, the best of which portend various forms of karmic/economic/physical retribution.

IT's not funny! It's not a joke! It's STEALING...and it could cost you your job! Please be sure that you don't "accidentally" eat someone else's food!

BEWARE One of your coworkers is a thief and so completely lazy that they stole my sandwich. They stole a HOMEMADE sandwich. Who steals food in the first place? And honestly, who steals a non-packaged product? Do you really want something someone else handled? From now on, I suggest everyone sneezes on and profusely licks their food prior to bringing it to work. I know I will.

The the ignorant person who stole my lunch between yesterday and today: I just wanted to let you know that I have strep throat and you'll notice I had partially eaten the food. Don't be surprised if you get sick.

related: It must have been a pretty big bite

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