Entries Tagged as 'whiteboard'

shittiest secret admirer ever?

April 10th, 2008 · 147 Comments

“my roommate thinks I took her dry erase board when I was 40 miles away the week it was taken,” says an anonymous college student in tampa, florida. “she has been leaving me notes like this ALL YEAR.”
god help our poor submitter, but i’m nominating this crazy rainbow of a note for the passive-aggressive hall […]

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Tags: CAPS LOCK · crazypants · ellipses-crazed · exclamation-point happy! · gloriously redundant · more aggressive than passive · not-so-veiled threats · oh the irony · rainbow-colored · roommates · seriously WTF? · stealing · whiteboard

help yourself

March 24th, 2008 · 43 Comments

spotted by doppelfrog at london’s paddington station…

related: water, water everywhere

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Tags: just fix it · london · rhetorical question · subway · water · whiteboard

roommate fumes; unilever marketing execs rejoice

February 3rd, 2008 · 64 Comments

curse as much as you want, dude: you’re still bitching about body wash. (personally, that’s what i’d call a gamekiller.)

related: i swear this isn’t some sort of stealth viral marketing campaign

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Tags: beer · brooklyn · new york · stealing · whiteboard

paul newman: the franz ferdinand of the fridge

January 27th, 2008 · 86 Comments

this fridge saga (from a boston-area university lab building) comes to us with a confession on the part of the anonymous submitter: she started it, sort of.
it all began when she discovered that her salad dressing had been mysteriously disposed of. sad that she had to eat dry lettuce for lunch, she left a note […]

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Tags: food · fridge · lab rats · massachusetts · saga · university · whiteboard

to the victor goes the bile

January 17th, 2008 · 59 Comments

ruben in oregon works for an apple reseller where the managers like to fire up the sales team with little competitions. (iphones don’t sell themselves, people! for that, you’ll have to hold out for version 2.0.) when josh, the store’s very own dwight schrute, was pronounced the winner of a recent contest, things unfolded pretty […]

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Tags: confusion??? · group bitchfest · office · oregon · retail hell · whiteboard

apology denied

November 23rd, 2007 · 106 Comments

our anonymous submitter in california was having some issues with her roommates not washing their dishes. “it got so bad that i picked up what i thought was a black bowl only to find it was white and covered in ants,” she says. when asked to clean up after themselves, the roommates responded with a […]

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Tags: actions speak louder · california · dishes · get over it · more aggressive than passive · piss · roommates · underlining · whiteboard

is this what a post-post-feminist looks like?

August 15th, 2007 · 106 Comments

brandy in york haven, p.a. forgot to put water back in the fridge, she says, “and my boyfriend likes his cold water.” yikes.

also note the list of tasks for brandy and her boyfriend at upper right. um, so much for challenging gender stereotypes at home, huh?

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Tags: exclamation-point happy! · heart · more aggressive than passive · pennsylvania · sig o · significant other · smiley · water · whiteboard