despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
related: be curtius
despite the logo on this breakroom note, nikki in fresno doesn’t work at starbucks. (she just wishes she does.)
related: be curtius
Tags: CAPS LOCK · california · fresno · highlighter · ital overkill · money · office · overzealous secretary · starbucks
sorcia mcnasty in north carolina says this “piece of art” is located right next to the paper supply drawer. “we’re not sure if there is really a problem with theft or if occasionally, you know, the machine just runs out of paper. no one wants to question the MACHINE IN MOTION.”
related: the passive-aggressive note has not [...]
Tags: clip art catastrophe · did you know? · fax · office supplies · the fax machine
nicole in australia says this note was left on her coworker’s computer. “we work in a fairly small office and no one will own up to putting the note there,” she says — not that they disagree with the sentiment.
think about it, though. which is worse: the click-click-click of long fingernails on a keyboard, or [...]
Tags: australia · hygiene · office · on behalf of everyone
in terms of the appropriate sympathetic nervous system response, an e-mail subject line like “big favor” is kinda the modern cubicle-dweller’s equivalent of “saber-tooth tiger outside cave!”
(note: this e-mail, our seattle-area submitter says, is from the very same person who brought us this.)
related: perhaps it’s time for a little group therapy?
Tags: all-staff e-mail · irregular capitalization · odor · office · oh no you didn't · seattle · thanks (but not really) · vomit
writes our anonymous submitter from canada: “i got back to my desk after lunch on a friday and found this heartfelt note on my keyboard. i was touched.”
adds our submitter: “i worked my ass off on that damn report!”
related: oh sweetie, i love it when you talk dirty!
extra credit: TPS report cover sheet
Tags: canada · office · smiley · thanks (but not really) · tps reports